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ChatGPT prompt: I work at {department} as a {job title}. Give me a five bullet point list of what I accomplished last week, make it sound like my job is absolutely crucial.
The DoD Janitor made me chuckle.
The DoD Janitor made me chuckle.
February 24, 2025 at 10:15 PM
ChatGPT prompt: I work at {department} as a {job title}. Give me a five bullet point list of what I accomplished last week, make it sound like my job is absolutely crucial.
The DoD Janitor made me chuckle.
The DoD Janitor made me chuckle.
Leopard:
Oh please God, no more, I couldn't possibly eat another bite *erp* oh fuck I ate too much 🤢
Oh please God, no more, I couldn't possibly eat another bite *erp* oh fuck I ate too much 🤢
February 16, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Leopard:
Oh please God, no more, I couldn't possibly eat another bite *erp* oh fuck I ate too much 🤢
Oh please God, no more, I couldn't possibly eat another bite *erp* oh fuck I ate too much 🤢
Thinks "there better be a jab at XCOM in the comments", was not disappointed.
January 17, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Thinks "there better be a jab at XCOM in the comments", was not disappointed.
I lived around Cheyenne and the whole Southeast part of the state is hella windy. Between Cheyenne and Laramie it could get windy enough to blow over semi trucks on I-80 if they weren't heavy enough.
January 16, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I lived around Cheyenne and the whole Southeast part of the state is hella windy. Between Cheyenne and Laramie it could get windy enough to blow over semi trucks on I-80 if they weren't heavy enough.
I lived in Wyoming for 25 years and it frustrated me to no end that a state with some of the nations best wind energy potential did everything possible to stifle it because they were so horny for the coal industry (which was killed by cheap natural gas anyway)
January 16, 2025 at 8:36 PM
I lived in Wyoming for 25 years and it frustrated me to no end that a state with some of the nations best wind energy potential did everything possible to stifle it because they were so horny for the coal industry (which was killed by cheap natural gas anyway)
I'm playing FF8 again on Xbox and I really, really, really wanna finish this time lol
January 14, 2025 at 9:02 PM
I'm playing FF8 again on Xbox and I really, really, really wanna finish this time lol
Same. Witcher III, Cyberpunk, FF8... I'll get super deep then just kinda... what was I doing?
January 14, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Same. Witcher III, Cyberpunk, FF8... I'll get super deep then just kinda... what was I doing?
Guilty of doing this in Cyberpunk myself. Played all the way to the PONR, every little side mission done, and took a break. Came back like a year later and the whole character development system had changed and I just started a new playthrough lol.
January 14, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Guilty of doing this in Cyberpunk myself. Played all the way to the PONR, every little side mission done, and took a break. Came back like a year later and the whole character development system had changed and I just started a new playthrough lol.
"After 150 hours I've done all the side content and can't bring myself to finish the main story in this RPG" is my typical experience 😅
January 14, 2025 at 8:50 PM
"After 150 hours I've done all the side content and can't bring myself to finish the main story in this RPG" is my typical experience 😅
"tax on stupid" was the less charitable version I always heard.
January 4, 2025 at 9:21 PM
"tax on stupid" was the less charitable version I always heard.
Ah, I'm rusty on my mango lore apparently. I was just struck by the idea that we can all see for ourselves what an anti-vax nut job RFKj is, but the party is telling us he's brilliant and pro-vax and all the rest of the horseshit.
December 17, 2024 at 9:43 PM
Ah, I'm rusty on my mango lore apparently. I was just struck by the idea that we can all see for ourselves what an anti-vax nut job RFKj is, but the party is telling us he's brilliant and pro-vax and all the rest of the horseshit.
I've read it twice, what a weird take...
December 17, 2024 at 9:28 PM
I've read it twice, what a weird take...
Orwell's line from 1984 seems apropos: "The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command."
December 17, 2024 at 9:07 PM
Orwell's line from 1984 seems apropos: "The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command."
"Because it is not otherwise specified, I'm assuming this is a small porcelain elephant given to me by my child, and I can't sell it or give it away because it would hurt her feelings. I would put it on my desk next to my monitor and smile every time I looked at it."
December 16, 2024 at 5:26 PM
"Because it is not otherwise specified, I'm assuming this is a small porcelain elephant given to me by my child, and I can't sell it or give it away because it would hurt her feelings. I would put it on my desk next to my monitor and smile every time I looked at it."
4-way, worked better for older games like Pacman
December 15, 2024 at 9:05 PM
4-way, worked better for older games like Pacman
One of my favorite arcade games of all time. I loved it so much that when I built myself a MAME cabinet later in life I went to great lengths to make it six player capable (despite not actually having five friends lol)
December 15, 2024 at 2:16 PM
One of my favorite arcade games of all time. I loved it so much that when I built myself a MAME cabinet later in life I went to great lengths to make it six player capable (despite not actually having five friends lol)
(d) what watch?
December 13, 2024 at 5:34 PM
(d) what watch?
The Atlantic taking nothing but Ls in the comments 😂
December 9, 2024 at 6:07 PM
The Atlantic taking nothing but Ls in the comments 😂
"bUt Muh FaLlOwErS" is the excuse. Like guys, most of those are bots, and if your farts smell half as nice as you think they do, your humans will follow you to bluesky.
December 8, 2024 at 11:53 PM
"bUt Muh FaLlOwErS" is the excuse. Like guys, most of those are bots, and if your farts smell half as nice as you think they do, your humans will follow you to bluesky.
More of a bonafide soy boy myself, call me old fashioned 😅. Oat not bad though
December 7, 2024 at 4:34 AM
More of a bonafide soy boy myself, call me old fashioned 😅. Oat not bad though
Time works differently for God. Dude created the cosmos. 23 years is nothin.
December 7, 2024 at 12:43 AM
Time works differently for God. Dude created the cosmos. 23 years is nothin.
So, ideal for raccoons?
December 6, 2024 at 9:34 PM
So, ideal for raccoons?