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“100,000 pound bombs”
two of ‘em in one plane, even!
two of ‘em in one plane, even!
December 17, 2025 at 11:16 PM
“100,000 pound bombs”
two of ‘em in one plane, even!
two of ‘em in one plane, even!
Gotta wonder how they even knew where to point the camera prior to the moment of bing bing
December 17, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Gotta wonder how they even knew where to point the camera prior to the moment of bing bing
At his core he’s always moving toward his fallback “taxing billionaires won’t pay for everything, you know” and he misses the point that not only would it at least pay for some things, it would get rid of billionaires which would be a great advance in itself
December 16, 2025 at 3:17 AM
At his core he’s always moving toward his fallback “taxing billionaires won’t pay for everything, you know” and he misses the point that not only would it at least pay for some things, it would get rid of billionaires which would be a great advance in itself
Big “nothing good comes out of that meeting” vibe with those names
December 16, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Big “nothing good comes out of that meeting” vibe with those names
Heard an Interviewer cheerily ask Scott Ian (Anthax) a final question if he’d ever had a Spinal Tap moment.
The air sort of went out of him “oh man, every fucking day”
The air sort of went out of him “oh man, every fucking day”
December 16, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Heard an Interviewer cheerily ask Scott Ian (Anthax) a final question if he’d ever had a Spinal Tap moment.
The air sort of went out of him “oh man, every fucking day”
The air sort of went out of him “oh man, every fucking day”
“They were still booing him when we came onstage”
December 16, 2025 at 1:53 AM
“They were still booing him when we came onstage”
How come MY doctor never freaks out about the vibrations or gives me a letter grade on my physical??
Friggin managed care!
Friggin managed care!
December 15, 2025 at 12:47 AM
How come MY doctor never freaks out about the vibrations or gives me a letter grade on my physical??
Friggin managed care!
Friggin managed care!
Get the President a long overdue purple heart for his daily storming of Handshake Ridge
December 15, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Get the President a long overdue purple heart for his daily storming of Handshake Ridge
Oh in that case it’ll be Trump’s office as CEO of Trump Platinum America Inc and Vance will be working at a little student desk in the corner
December 14, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Oh in that case it’ll be Trump’s office as CEO of Trump Platinum America Inc and Vance will be working at a little student desk in the corner
My only hope for this edifice to arrogance is that whoever occupies the WH next repurposes it.
Separate it from the WH and turn it into a public arts space, or a gym and pool for DC kids, or a national museum of public service. Something good and wholesome that he’d despise.
Separate it from the WH and turn it into a public arts space, or a gym and pool for DC kids, or a national museum of public service. Something good and wholesome that he’d despise.
December 13, 2025 at 12:47 PM
My only hope for this edifice to arrogance is that whoever occupies the WH next repurposes it.
Separate it from the WH and turn it into a public arts space, or a gym and pool for DC kids, or a national museum of public service. Something good and wholesome that he’d despise.
Separate it from the WH and turn it into a public arts space, or a gym and pool for DC kids, or a national museum of public service. Something good and wholesome that he’d despise.
My employer and I pay $21,000/yr for insurance for a family of 2 with plentiful copays, deductibles, referrals, and surprise bills for necessary stuff they don’t cover
American healthcare is already in the fire- stop trying to scare us with how much we’re gonna miss the frying pan
American healthcare is already in the fire- stop trying to scare us with how much we’re gonna miss the frying pan
December 12, 2025 at 11:44 AM
My employer and I pay $21,000/yr for insurance for a family of 2 with plentiful copays, deductibles, referrals, and surprise bills for necessary stuff they don’t cover
American healthcare is already in the fire- stop trying to scare us with how much we’re gonna miss the frying pan
American healthcare is already in the fire- stop trying to scare us with how much we’re gonna miss the frying pan
Whattata mean looks like the perfectly normal hand of a man half made of silly putty
December 12, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Whattata mean looks like the perfectly normal hand of a man half made of silly putty
Yep.
First 2 it’s “bless you”
Number 3 it’s “nope, all you”
First 2 it’s “bless you”
Number 3 it’s “nope, all you”
December 11, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Yep.
First 2 it’s “bless you”
Number 3 it’s “nope, all you”
First 2 it’s “bless you”
Number 3 it’s “nope, all you”
Might as well sandblast away “The New Colossus,” hack off Lady Liberty’s torch, and stick a cash register on there.
December 10, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Might as well sandblast away “The New Colossus,” hack off Lady Liberty’s torch, and stick a cash register on there.
I’m starting to think this fella’s a bit on the defensive side
December 10, 2025 at 4:03 AM
I’m starting to think this fella’s a bit on the defensive side
His idea is that everyone gets unlimited stuff in China but we’re lucky cause he’s here to guide us into austerity?
December 10, 2025 at 1:35 AM
His idea is that everyone gets unlimited stuff in China but we’re lucky cause he’s here to guide us into austerity?
The things he mysteriously decides to be honest about are baffling. Like buddy, you lie 97% of the time you open your mouth did this one just get away?
December 9, 2025 at 10:56 PM
The things he mysteriously decides to be honest about are baffling. Like buddy, you lie 97% of the time you open your mouth did this one just get away?
Slip and fall attempting to throw out first pitch at a University of Austin softball game
December 8, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Slip and fall attempting to throw out first pitch at a University of Austin softball game
Shocking if true
December 8, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Shocking if true
Yep ISIS and Al-Qaeda were often legit targets although the “global war on terror” was and is facile nonsense and an abdication of Congressional oversight that lead to where we are now.
How about a 16-year-old US citizen, or a couple dozen civilians on their way to a wedding? Glad they “GTFOH?”
How about a 16-year-old US citizen, or a couple dozen civilians on their way to a wedding? Glad they “GTFOH?”
December 7, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Yep ISIS and Al-Qaeda were often legit targets although the “global war on terror” was and is facile nonsense and an abdication of Congressional oversight that lead to where we are now.
How about a 16-year-old US citizen, or a couple dozen civilians on their way to a wedding? Glad they “GTFOH?”
How about a 16-year-old US citizen, or a couple dozen civilians on their way to a wedding? Glad they “GTFOH?”
Yeah many of the Obama drone strikes were also evil extrajudicial murderous bs. Two things can be true at the same time.
December 7, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Yeah many of the Obama drone strikes were also evil extrajudicial murderous bs. Two things can be true at the same time.
Sort of an inverse rhyme with the claim that starving Gazan children wasn’t that evil because some of them were already ill
December 7, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Sort of an inverse rhyme with the claim that starving Gazan children wasn’t that evil because some of them were already ill
Was that supposed to be a private message to his mom?
December 4, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Was that supposed to be a private message to his mom?
So… if you’re 2 guys in the middle of the ocean clinging for dear life to the flotsam of a boat that just got droned to bits, how exactly are supposed to communicate to the psychos watching on cam that you’re not hatching a plan to swim the last 500 miles with your cargo?
December 4, 2025 at 2:51 AM
So… if you’re 2 guys in the middle of the ocean clinging for dear life to the flotsam of a boat that just got droned to bits, how exactly are supposed to communicate to the psychos watching on cam that you’re not hatching a plan to swim the last 500 miles with your cargo?