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Stephen 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️
@sa71cpt.bsky.social
🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Cat dad. Mostly tall. Gay. Often anxious. Sometimes dark.

Retired Teacher. Arty. Creative. Sewing. Gardening. Kindness matters. UK.

Neurosparkly. Level 54!

He/Him LGBTQIAPN+

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The first 3 words you see will define your 2026

Butter
Penis
Boyfriend

Er…
the first 3 words you see will define your 2026

Marriage
Beach
Ass

I'm not mad at that lol
November 25, 2025 at 2:31 PM
This happened today! 🍋 🍊 🍋‍🟩
November 25, 2025 at 12:54 AM
I burned the turkey because of it but it wasn’t as good a time to eat it and it wasn’t bad for you and your body!
I burned the turkey because of the water and the water is not good for the rest of the day.
November 24, 2025 at 8:30 PM
The kittens have discovered the washing basket 😂
November 24, 2025 at 7:59 PM
They came to greet me
November 24, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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Last Christmas
November 24, 2025 at 12:34 PM
I just had a chocolate hobnob… it was very disappointing. Not having one of those again!
November 24, 2025 at 1:12 PM
November 24, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Kittens!
Found shredded paper… took a while to identify it as the fire safety sticker that’s on the dining chairs and has been on them for a decade! 😂 all previous cats completely ignored them, these guys are demons 😈😂
November 24, 2025 at 10:01 AM
😂
November 24, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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Don't pretend you aren't curious.

www.iflscience.com/what-is-that...
November 23, 2025 at 3:02 PM
It’s at this time of year I remember the faces of the little people I used to teach when I revealed the spelling of bauble and not what they thought which was ball ball… 😂
November 23, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Sellotape has been banned in my house. I have paper tape but not plastic sticky nonsense.
November 23, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Morning! It’s very very sunny today. 😎
a close up of a gremlins doll wearing a santa hat .
ALT: a close up of a gremlins doll wearing a santa hat .
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November 23, 2025 at 10:15 AM
Lots of people at light shows and glow walks. Green lasers just make me think of the Borg… 😂
a woman says " you 're welcome " in front of a green light
ALT: a woman says " you 're welcome " in front of a green light
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November 22, 2025 at 8:53 PM
I’m deciding if next weekend I can rig a Christmas branch like I had as a kid. Kittens and Christmas are chaos and I loved our branch. My dad’s solution to my brother pulling over the actual Christmas tree, ten times 😂😂 This was my dad’s final one in my childhood home b4 he moved to Devon in 2010.
November 22, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Pie of the fishes for dinner. I served it and then photographed it and it doesn’t look as good but it was yum! 🤤
November 22, 2025 at 8:35 PM
I just slopped fish pie juice on my phone 🐠 🤢
November 22, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Pickle and Tomato like sleeping on me! Cheese is on the floor. I think his floof makes him hot 🥵
November 22, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Pickle is being a super mischief this morning 😆
November 22, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Sore lips tonight after being outdoors today 😔
November 22, 2025 at 12:04 AM
The view just outside my front door is mostly without leaves now! It’s so light in my house in the daytime obvs 🤣
November 21, 2025 at 10:52 PM
November 21, 2025 at 9:32 PM
@chazzersmurf.bsky.social have you seen this? 😂🥰
November 21, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I just had to adjust Tomato before she slid off 🤣😻😻
November 21, 2025 at 8:51 PM