Sam
@s726.bsky.social
"that's not a flag that's actually a piece of paper"
January 12, 2026 at 12:13 AM
"that's not a flag that's actually a piece of paper"
Also I think my days of heating flamin hot nacho Doritos at 11pm are officially over
December 31, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Also I think my days of heating flamin hot nacho Doritos at 11pm are officially over
Mother in law's are so interesting, mine just called my husband at 12:50am to tell us that someone on FB marketplace was selling a whole box of Lysol bathroom foam
December 31, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Mother in law's are so interesting, mine just called my husband at 12:50am to tell us that someone on FB marketplace was selling a whole box of Lysol bathroom foam
Christmas come and gone.
I can't wait to sleep in my own bed.
I'm still by the washing machine.
I can't wait to sleep in my own bed.
I'm still by the washing machine.
December 26, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Christmas come and gone.
I can't wait to sleep in my own bed.
I'm still by the washing machine.
I can't wait to sleep in my own bed.
I'm still by the washing machine.
I'm at the in law's for Christmas. Supernatural has been playing for 10 hours straight. Don't event know what channel this is and the remote is nowhere to be found. I'll have to go the basement soon to sleep next to the washing machine
December 24, 2025 at 4:01 AM
I'm at the in law's for Christmas. Supernatural has been playing for 10 hours straight. Don't event know what channel this is and the remote is nowhere to be found. I'll have to go the basement soon to sleep next to the washing machine
Burke almost at 50 pitches in the second oh it's gonna be a long game for the sox
August 16, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Burke almost at 50 pitches in the second oh it's gonna be a long game for the sox
After the trump and putin debacle today I flipped over to Fox to see how they would spin that trainwreck. Idk anything about Jacqui Heinrich but she actually blatantly called out how weird the whole thing was. Completely unexpected
August 16, 2025 at 4:00 AM
After the trump and putin debacle today I flipped over to Fox to see how they would spin that trainwreck. Idk anything about Jacqui Heinrich but she actually blatantly called out how weird the whole thing was. Completely unexpected
Twitter discourse about how it's embarrassing to be a regular somewhere. I yearn for the days where I'd walk into Dunkin and the girl would just see me and start making my drink
August 15, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Twitter discourse about how it's embarrassing to be a regular somewhere. I yearn for the days where I'd walk into Dunkin and the girl would just see me and start making my drink
Got blue shelled and bullet billed right before i was about to achieve 3 stars on the lightning cup this is how I welcome August
August 1, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Got blue shelled and bullet billed right before i was about to achieve 3 stars on the lightning cup this is how I welcome August
Snoopy ruins everything, end of story
August 1, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Snoopy ruins everything, end of story
NEO BOWSER CITY I HATE YOU!!!
July 28, 2025 at 4:31 AM
NEO BOWSER CITY I HATE YOU!!!
Chicago Beach Discourse on Twitter is insane..., cause for some reason content creators bait people into making fun of the concrete at oak street knowing good and well you could have showed everyone the sand beach. It's masterful engagement farming
July 26, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Chicago Beach Discourse on Twitter is insane..., cause for some reason content creators bait people into making fun of the concrete at oak street knowing good and well you could have showed everyone the sand beach. It's masterful engagement farming
"do crabs have eyebrows" answer the damn question lady it isn't even that crazy
July 26, 2025 at 8:16 AM
"do crabs have eyebrows" answer the damn question lady it isn't even that crazy
I'm thinking about targeting red sox fans and making one of those creepy tik tok videos where you get teleported to a scary time in history and it's just the ball going through tony graffaninos legs in the 2005 alds
July 25, 2025 at 6:31 AM
I'm thinking about targeting red sox fans and making one of those creepy tik tok videos where you get teleported to a scary time in history and it's just the ball going through tony graffaninos legs in the 2005 alds
Hello start link do I get a refund for the two hours I was without internet 😔
July 24, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Hello start link do I get a refund for the two hours I was without internet 😔
People on the "am I overreacting" Reddit are like "hey guys, my mom threw a grenade into the bathroom when I was taking a shower, I basically almost died, is this normal or what should I do.... Idk?'
July 23, 2025 at 6:38 AM
People on the "am I overreacting" Reddit are like "hey guys, my mom threw a grenade into the bathroom when I was taking a shower, I basically almost died, is this normal or what should I do.... Idk?'
they didn't have to do em like that
July 21, 2025 at 4:05 AM
they didn't have to do em like that
That dumbass ceo and hr woman really had to be clutching each other during the part of the show where they put people on the big screen? 🤔 Literally were trying to blow up their marriages I can't be convinced otherwise
July 17, 2025 at 10:11 PM
That dumbass ceo and hr woman really had to be clutching each other during the part of the show where they put people on the big screen? 🤔 Literally were trying to blow up their marriages I can't be convinced otherwise
I'm think about how when I was like 18 or 19 I got really into watching vlogs about Japanese food and so I really wanted to try mochi, made my dad take to me to Trader Joe's and get some. I hated it 😔
July 10, 2025 at 4:53 AM
I'm think about how when I was like 18 or 19 I got really into watching vlogs about Japanese food and so I really wanted to try mochi, made my dad take to me to Trader Joe's and get some. I hated it 😔
The insomnia jumped out tonight. 2 am but don't worry I'll be up for breakfast
June 16, 2025 at 8:04 AM
The insomnia jumped out tonight. 2 am but don't worry I'll be up for breakfast
Ughhh I miss writing opinions and I keep forgetting about blueksky
June 16, 2025 at 8:02 AM
Ughhh I miss writing opinions and I keep forgetting about blueksky
THIS CONDITIONER SMELLS LIKE THE OLD MAYWOOD PARK WOMEN'S BATHROOM 😭
April 27, 2025 at 5:00 AM
THIS CONDITIONER SMELLS LIKE THE OLD MAYWOOD PARK WOMEN'S BATHROOM 😭