Lord Sapphire
@s4pphy.bsky.social
A 37 year old, 6 ft tall green ferret, with a taste for sarcasm and dominance.
Place for me to post 🔞 memes, BDSM stuff, and other nsfw stuff I can't be bothered to post elsewhere. Don't like it. Not my problem.
Pronouns: Whatever you want
Place for me to post 🔞 memes, BDSM stuff, and other nsfw stuff I can't be bothered to post elsewhere. Don't like it. Not my problem.
Pronouns: Whatever you want
How the hell I pulled this off I do not know 😅
November 10, 2025 at 6:41 PM
How the hell I pulled this off I do not know 😅
Your pfp is your therapist.
Um....well...Haruka is a severely traumatized bean with severe PTSD, hallucinations and depression soooo. I'd probably end up as HIS therapist 😂
Um....well...Haruka is a severely traumatized bean with severe PTSD, hallucinations and depression soooo. I'd probably end up as HIS therapist 😂
July 23, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Your pfp is your therapist.
Um....well...Haruka is a severely traumatized bean with severe PTSD, hallucinations and depression soooo. I'd probably end up as HIS therapist 😂
Um....well...Haruka is a severely traumatized bean with severe PTSD, hallucinations and depression soooo. I'd probably end up as HIS therapist 😂
Have the backdoor open and fan on....I am melting 🫠😭 this is INSIDE the house. We don't have AC in the UK and our houses are built too keep heat in. This is horrible.
July 11, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Have the backdoor open and fan on....I am melting 🫠😭 this is INSIDE the house. We don't have AC in the UK and our houses are built too keep heat in. This is horrible.
My stomach is forever known as the graveyard now. "Sorry I'm off to feed the graveyard" could either mean off to get food, or well....killing spree
July 6, 2025 at 10:43 AM
My stomach is forever known as the graveyard now. "Sorry I'm off to feed the graveyard" could either mean off to get food, or well....killing spree
Best birthday present ever! (Birthday was the 13th) Feeling very 'Ew....people' this morning so very appropriate mug. I'm going back too bed now to pretend the world doesn't exist for a few hours. Because the alternative is far too dark too think about right now.
June 17, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Best birthday present ever! (Birthday was the 13th) Feeling very 'Ew....people' this morning so very appropriate mug. I'm going back too bed now to pretend the world doesn't exist for a few hours. Because the alternative is far too dark too think about right now.
This is so evil....I love it
June 9, 2025 at 7:47 AM
This is so evil....I love it
My sexuality and gender identity in general is a bit of a mixed bag of chaos. Because....I don't actually know some stuff. I'm DEFINITELY Asexual and Placiosexual. But in terms of gender, I'm not sure.
June 2, 2025 at 7:02 AM
My sexuality and gender identity in general is a bit of a mixed bag of chaos. Because....I don't actually know some stuff. I'm DEFINITELY Asexual and Placiosexual. But in terms of gender, I'm not sure.
On today's episode....I woke up and my knee is killing me. The joys of being almost 40
May 28, 2025 at 7:12 AM
On today's episode....I woke up and my knee is killing me. The joys of being almost 40
Fucking hell my brain is such a bastard tonight I swear to god....
May 25, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Fucking hell my brain is such a bastard tonight I swear to god....
😂🤣 typical morning school run vibes....
May 21, 2025 at 7:33 AM
😂🤣 typical morning school run vibes....
The adults....they lied!
May 19, 2025 at 1:58 PM
The adults....they lied!
Anyone else hate this? Large value pack....of what? Air! Ridiculous.
May 17, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Anyone else hate this? Large value pack....of what? Air! Ridiculous.
Everything is a toy if you're brave enough....just saying....
May 15, 2025 at 8:11 AM
Everything is a toy if you're brave enough....just saying....
Saw this and it just reminded me of my marriage. I gave and gave and gave until I had nothing left. To a man who treated me like garbage.
"Love ties us in chains we call beautiful, Until...They begin to hurt."
Made by Susitse.art - Essi Välimäki
"Love ties us in chains we call beautiful, Until...They begin to hurt."
Made by Susitse.art - Essi Välimäki
May 11, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Saw this and it just reminded me of my marriage. I gave and gave and gave until I had nothing left. To a man who treated me like garbage.
"Love ties us in chains we call beautiful, Until...They begin to hurt."
Made by Susitse.art - Essi Välimäki
"Love ties us in chains we call beautiful, Until...They begin to hurt."
Made by Susitse.art - Essi Välimäki
Devil: You just have to vacuum this small house....it'll take like a day, not even that.
Me: *Absolutely hysterical* But I don't wanna.....
Me: *Absolutely hysterical* But I don't wanna.....
May 10, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Devil: You just have to vacuum this small house....it'll take like a day, not even that.
Me: *Absolutely hysterical* But I don't wanna.....
Me: *Absolutely hysterical* But I don't wanna.....
May 2, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Me when someone tries to make me submissive 😂 sorry I die....
May 1, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Me when someone tries to make me submissive 😂 sorry I die....
