Jay 🥪
@s4ndw1ch.bsky.social
Lvl. 32 Dog Dad 🐶👾🏳️🌈
(semi)Chronic Shitposter 🔞 𝗻𝘀𝗳𝘄!
CHS, SC 🇺🇸📍
(semi)Chronic Shitposter 🔞 𝗻𝘀𝗳𝘄!
CHS, SC 🇺🇸📍
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Who the fuck screenshotted my last skeet and posted in on reddit because it blew up on there and now I want compensation 😤
November 19, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Who the fuck screenshotted my last skeet and posted in on reddit because it blew up on there and now I want compensation 😤
Reposted by Jay 🥪
It’s grey sweatpants season. 😘
November 10, 2025 at 4:32 PM
It’s grey sweatpants season. 😘
The world is a mess now because you decided to not forward that text message chain back in 2009 and now everyone has bad luck for the next 50 years
November 19, 2025 at 1:38 PM
The world is a mess now because you decided to not forward that text message chain back in 2009 and now everyone has bad luck for the next 50 years
Good boys (me) deserve to get their holes ate until they can’t think straight
November 19, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Good boys (me) deserve to get their holes ate until they can’t think straight
“So… what is your talent?”
Me:
Me:
patrick star from spongebob eating a sausage with a cake in the background
ALT: patrick star from spongebob eating a sausage with a cake in the background
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November 18, 2025 at 2:04 AM
“So… what is your talent?”
Me:
Me:
This whole “age gap” discourse that’s been happening online is fucking stupid. If you and I are both consenting adults, then who gives a fuck 🙄
November 18, 2025 at 12:09 AM
This whole “age gap” discourse that’s been happening online is fucking stupid. If you and I are both consenting adults, then who gives a fuck 🙄
Name two things that aren’t food that you would feed to a twink
November 17, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Name two things that aren’t food that you would feed to a twink
I think one of my favorite things about KH2 is when drive forms stay in cutscenes
November 17, 2025 at 5:33 AM
I think one of my favorite things about KH2 is when drive forms stay in cutscenes
I don’t like to flirt, I prefer to speed-run emotional attachment for a week
November 17, 2025 at 2:16 AM
I don’t like to flirt, I prefer to speed-run emotional attachment for a week
We went from November 1 to November 16th in just 3 minutes wtf
November 16, 2025 at 11:58 PM
We went from November 1 to November 16th in just 3 minutes wtf
Get to know your followers
10 random things you like
Weed
Sleep
Astrology/Zodiac/Tarot
Jerking off & gooning
Dogs
Kingdom Hearts
Shitposting on Bluesky
Roller Coasters
Taco Bell
Listening & dancing to music
10 random things you like
Weed
Sleep
Astrology/Zodiac/Tarot
Jerking off & gooning
Dogs
Kingdom Hearts
Shitposting on Bluesky
Roller Coasters
Taco Bell
Listening & dancing to music
Get to know your followers
10 random things you like
Black or grey cats
Any cocktail with gin
Multichrome/iridescent things
The moon
Anything blue/purple/violet/indigo
Smell of approaching storm/petrichor
Naps
Smell, taste, color of lavender
S&V, dill pickle, chili lime flavors
Listening to music
10 random things you like
Black or grey cats
Any cocktail with gin
Multichrome/iridescent things
The moon
Anything blue/purple/violet/indigo
Smell of approaching storm/petrichor
Naps
Smell, taste, color of lavender
S&V, dill pickle, chili lime flavors
Listening to music
Get to know your followers
10 random things you like
The smell of bread baking
The taste of butter and salt on popcorn
Sweater Weather
Fresh fallen snow
The sound of rain
The smell of Petrichor
An empty checkout
My balance ending in ".00"
Cosy games
Learning languages
10 random things you like
The smell of bread baking
The taste of butter and salt on popcorn
Sweater Weather
Fresh fallen snow
The sound of rain
The smell of Petrichor
An empty checkout
My balance ending in ".00"
Cosy games
Learning languages
November 16, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Get to know your followers
10 random things you like
Weed
Sleep
Astrology/Zodiac/Tarot
Jerking off & gooning
Dogs
Kingdom Hearts
Shitposting on Bluesky
Roller Coasters
Taco Bell
Listening & dancing to music
10 random things you like
Weed
Sleep
Astrology/Zodiac/Tarot
Jerking off & gooning
Dogs
Kingdom Hearts
Shitposting on Bluesky
Roller Coasters
Taco Bell
Listening & dancing to music
Can’t wait to slap some mashed potatoes as lube on my cock in a few weeks
November 16, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Can’t wait to slap some mashed potatoes as lube on my cock in a few weeks
Use my 🕳️ as a handwarmer for your 🍆
November 14, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Use my 🕳️ as a handwarmer for your 🍆
FKA Twigs & PinkPantheress leaving the studio after making a banger of a collab
a gif from a video game shows two women dancing
ALT: a gif from a video game shows two women dancing
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November 14, 2025 at 6:03 AM
FKA Twigs & PinkPantheress leaving the studio after making a banger of a collab
{\__/}
( • . •)
/ >💖 Here
{\__/}
( • . •)
💖< \ Wait, cum in my hole first
( • . •)
/ >💖 Here
{\__/}
( • . •)
💖< \ Wait, cum in my hole first
November 14, 2025 at 2:27 AM
{\__/}
( • . •)
/ >💖 Here
{\__/}
( • . •)
💖< \ Wait, cum in my hole first
( • . •)
/ >💖 Here
{\__/}
( • . •)
💖< \ Wait, cum in my hole first
FKA Twigs - “Eusexua Afterglow” (2025)
November 14, 2025 at 12:23 AM
FKA Twigs - “Eusexua Afterglow” (2025)
“Who the FUCK are you?”
“WhothefuckareYOU?”
“UGH. Uh. She’s Mackenzie Zales, duh.
Head cheerleader. Homecoming queen.
Part time model.”
“WhothefuckareYOU?”
“UGH. Uh. She’s Mackenzie Zales, duh.
Head cheerleader. Homecoming queen.
Part time model.”
November 13, 2025 at 2:36 PM
“Who the FUCK are you?”
“WhothefuckareYOU?”
“UGH. Uh. She’s Mackenzie Zales, duh.
Head cheerleader. Homecoming queen.
Part time model.”
“WhothefuckareYOU?”
“UGH. Uh. She’s Mackenzie Zales, duh.
Head cheerleader. Homecoming queen.
Part time model.”
The face / The cheeks
November 13, 2025 at 2:09 PM
The face / The cheeks
Decided that my dating era is over. Thanks to the 0 people that participated 🥰
November 13, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Decided that my dating era is over. Thanks to the 0 people that participated 🥰
“Bitch” is my deadname.
I go by “Cunt” nowadays 😌
I go by “Cunt” nowadays 😌
November 12, 2025 at 6:05 PM
“Bitch” is my deadname.
I go by “Cunt” nowadays 😌
I go by “Cunt” nowadays 😌
Age yourself with gaming
November 12, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Age yourself with gaming
Literally all of “Schitt’s Creek”
Name your fav season of TV
November 12, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Literally all of “Schitt’s Creek”
If I had a dollar for everytime my body dysmorphia bothered me I’d have enough money to cosmetically fix all my problems
November 12, 2025 at 2:33 AM
If I had a dollar for everytime my body dysmorphia bothered me I’d have enough money to cosmetically fix all my problems
Lizzie McGuire said she’s coming back to save pop music!! (& did ✨)
November 12, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Lizzie McGuire said she’s coming back to save pop music!! (& did ✨)