S4lmon
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Hot sauce. Whatever your favorite is cause I have no desire to have that conversation on here but just use your favorite hot sauce.
January 27, 2026 at 5:39 AM
Hot sauce. Whatever your favorite is cause I have no desire to have that conversation on here but just use your favorite hot sauce.
Cheez Whiz on Ritz because it’s basically ASMR at the same time
January 24, 2026 at 2:39 AM
Cheez Whiz on Ritz because it’s basically ASMR at the same time
Today I met professor Gerald lambeau while eating lunch. He presented me his fields medal after I counted every single Pringle in the can as I ate them. Thank you Gerald!
January 16, 2026 at 1:44 AM
Today I met professor Gerald lambeau while eating lunch. He presented me his fields medal after I counted every single Pringle in the can as I ate them. Thank you Gerald!
Also who’s that carrying all the water up in the corner there?
January 14, 2026 at 5:33 AM
Also who’s that carrying all the water up in the corner there?
Hahaha zoomed in on the R^2 like wait that does say just 0.09 right? But hey if the math is right shit can mean anything baby!
January 14, 2026 at 5:31 AM
Hahaha zoomed in on the R^2 like wait that does say just 0.09 right? But hey if the math is right shit can mean anything baby!
Oh balls never River Falls!
(RFHS class of 2006)
(RFHS class of 2006)
January 5, 2026 at 3:00 AM
Oh balls never River Falls!
(RFHS class of 2006)
(RFHS class of 2006)
I believe you’re describing the purpose of government. Not this one obviously but that’s kind of the point
December 25, 2025 at 2:45 AM
I believe you’re describing the purpose of government. Not this one obviously but that’s kind of the point
I’m certainly not going to argue the rule is great. Literal coin flips have happened before so it’s not the worst but yeah it’s not great. I’m just saying Duke’s players and Diaz worked their butts off too so I’m not going to be upset they get a shot.
November 30, 2025 at 3:32 AM
I’m certainly not going to argue the rule is great. Literal coin flips have happened before so it’s not the worst but yeah it’s not great. I’m just saying Duke’s players and Diaz worked their butts off too so I’m not going to be upset they get a shot.
Haha but doesn’t there need to be an actual good team there for the analogy to hold?
November 30, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Haha but doesn’t there need to be an actual good team there for the analogy to hold?
It can’t be just bad right? Plenty of people watch college football specifically for this type of stuff and because it would never happen in the NFL. Are they like, bad at being college football fans for thinking it’s fun?
November 30, 2025 at 2:56 AM
It can’t be just bad right? Plenty of people watch college football specifically for this type of stuff and because it would never happen in the NFL. Are they like, bad at being college football fans for thinking it’s fun?
Over here refusing to acknowledge lakes because of the license plates
November 29, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Over here refusing to acknowledge lakes because of the license plates
Fellow Vikings fan fwiw feel like there’s still an argument for lafleur but yeah seems like smart money would be on Dan to take the title.
November 2, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Fellow Vikings fan fwiw feel like there’s still an argument for lafleur but yeah seems like smart money would be on Dan to take the title.
Who’s the best coach in the nfc north and I’d the answer the same in 5 years?
November 2, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Who’s the best coach in the nfc north and I’d the answer the same in 5 years?
This has obviously been true for a while but it just occurred to me that Indiana has crossed over to the other side of the blood week dynamic. Feel like with other climbers like Tech it’s hard to fully shake their priors but IU is allllllll the way there
October 25, 2025 at 7:23 PM
This has obviously been true for a while but it just occurred to me that Indiana has crossed over to the other side of the blood week dynamic. Feel like with other climbers like Tech it’s hard to fully shake their priors but IU is allllllll the way there
Shit the first one or the second one my word
October 17, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Shit the first one or the second one my word
We used to make things in this country…
October 15, 2025 at 2:08 AM
We used to make things in this country…
We might be thinking about this wrong seems to me like they finished the drill.
August 5, 2025 at 1:46 PM
We might be thinking about this wrong seems to me like they finished the drill.
Sir that’s your ninth spinaroonie (does tenth)
August 1, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Sir that’s your ninth spinaroonie (does tenth)
Brand strategy is useless from someone who people only because Bill Simmons lol
July 28, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Brand strategy is useless from someone who people only because Bill Simmons lol