Alienating the people that truly love movies to appeal to those people who don't give a damn. I'm no gatekeeper so watch the movie your way, just don't expect me to give af what you thought about it cuz to me, you didn't watch it. You just needed something in the background while you doomscrolled.

I do not remember what I was talking about and I am not going to check.

It's not necessary but if you haven't seen it, watch Unbreakable first. You'll understand why when you watch Split.

Nepo baby thinks she can outrun a leopard.

I'm talking about Mainstream Corporate Media, which is as prolific with its clickbait as to match any ad farm.

lf I ever look back on this, I won't remember what I was talking about and I'm telling my future self now: don’t check.