And my wife wonders why I stopped receiving notifications from our washer and dryer. I know you're done, laundry. I'm deliberately ignoring you but I need plausible deniability.

Hmm I'll have to see if there is an audiobook version. I suck at concentrating on reading but I can do an audiobook. I mean, I'll buy the physical book if I like it and put it on a shelf to indicate my obviously impressive taste in books to my guests of course.

Wow the nostalgia factor for the kids when they're in their 30s is gonna be off the charts.

I hate when the reverse of this happens, and I wake up from a dream anticipating some awesome event or plan I have for later that day, only to realize it's a latent emotion from the dream I just had and I ain't got shit to do today. Lol