S.N.Baker
@s-n-baker.bsky.social
Writer of filthy erotica. You might call it smut. Find my dirtiest work on Amazon.
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Falafel, (noun): the pattern rhythmic jiggling made by boobs in motion
April 3, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Falafel, (noun): the pattern rhythmic jiggling made by boobs in motion
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You fall for someone but you find out they love The Big Bang Theory
(horror story in under 15 words)
(horror story in under 15 words)
April 4, 2025 at 6:22 PM
You fall for someone but you find out they love The Big Bang Theory
(horror story in under 15 words)
(horror story in under 15 words)
Me when it's time to make out.
April 1, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Me when it's time to make out.
Not sure which one of these bathroom signs applies to me, exactly. Guess I'll try 'em all.
March 23, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Not sure which one of these bathroom signs applies to me, exactly. Guess I'll try 'em all.
The world is falling apart but at least you can get off once or twice before it implodes.
March 21, 2025 at 5:51 PM
The world is falling apart but at least you can get off once or twice before it implodes.
Show me that Wookiee O-Face
March 12, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Show me that Wookiee O-Face
Throw me around like the Hulk throws a "bear."
March 7, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Throw me around like the Hulk throws a "bear."
I'd call this man a cunt, but cunts are delightful. This thing is just a useless bag of old shit.
Musk states "the fundamental weakness of Western civilization is empathy". Charles Darwin, who actually researched this stuff, showed it was empathy, specifically, that enabled humanity to flourish.
Government AI, defending DOGE and more: Takeaways from Elon Musk’s three-hour interview with Joe Rogan
The wide-ranging interview between the two prominent Trump supporters comes as Musk remakes the federal government.
www.politico.com
March 7, 2025 at 1:25 AM
I'd call this man a cunt, but cunts are delightful. This thing is just a useless bag of old shit.
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I will whore all day, no shame.
March 6, 2025 at 6:29 PM
I will whore all day, no shame.
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Flirt by making them vulva shaped pancakes with a raspberry clit
March 5, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Flirt by making them vulva shaped pancakes with a raspberry clit
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pancake but it's pronounced like bukkake
March 5, 2025 at 5:47 PM
pancake but it's pronounced like bukkake
Anyone want to get damned with me?
March 5, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Anyone want to get damned with me?
Magnum smut for your timeline.
March 2, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Magnum smut for your timeline.
Porn should be consensual and that's where anyone else's concern should end. If two adults agree to what's happening, you can shove you concerns up your ass. If someone wants to be choked and degraded that's what the fuckin' want. No one's banning you from being a boring cuck, so fuck off.
"Degrading, violent and misogynistic pornography should be banned, a review of the industry has recommended.
[The UK report] proposes outlawing "degrading, violent and misogynistic content", including making it illegal to possess or publish pornography showing women being choked during sex."
[The UK report] proposes outlawing "degrading, violent and misogynistic content", including making it illegal to possess or publish pornography showing women being choked during sex."
Ban degrading and violent online pornography, review proposes
A government-commissioned review will call for content showing women being choked during sex to be illegal.
www.bbc.com
February 27, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Porn should be consensual and that's where anyone else's concern should end. If two adults agree to what's happening, you can shove you concerns up your ass. If someone wants to be choked and degraded that's what the fuckin' want. No one's banning you from being a boring cuck, so fuck off.
With the closing of Joann Fabrics my side hustle of making naugahyde dildo sheaths is going to suffer.
February 27, 2025 at 6:00 PM
With the closing of Joann Fabrics my side hustle of making naugahyde dildo sheaths is going to suffer.
I've got a few new stories lined up and obviously I wrote a very vulgar little tale about a centaur, but if you were going to pick any monsters to read about in a raunchy, nasty, fuck-filled story, what monster would it be?
February 27, 2025 at 6:03 AM
I've got a few new stories lined up and obviously I wrote a very vulgar little tale about a centaur, but if you were going to pick any monsters to read about in a raunchy, nasty, fuck-filled story, what monster would it be?
You ever start sexting someone but use a totally different personality sometimes so it seems like you're having a threesome?
February 26, 2025 at 2:17 AM
You ever start sexting someone but use a totally different personality sometimes so it seems like you're having a threesome?
Is this the part of Bluesky with all the buttholes I keep hearing about?
February 24, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Is this the part of Bluesky with all the buttholes I keep hearing about?
Welp. Found some smut starter packs and then some other fun ones. Just need to find some tacos and today's a good day.
February 24, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Welp. Found some smut starter packs and then some other fun ones. Just need to find some tacos and today's a good day.
I swear I'm not a bot! I just haven't posted anything much yet. Is there a smut starter pack. I need one of those.
February 24, 2025 at 3:09 AM
I swear I'm not a bot! I just haven't posted anything much yet. Is there a smut starter pack. I need one of those.
New bsky account for a new smutty life as a filth merchant. I write monster fucker books! Hello!
February 24, 2025 at 3:04 AM
New bsky account for a new smutty life as a filth merchant. I write monster fucker books! Hello!