Carrie Fisher got a role in Trek? Must have been her birthday present or something...

Diese Morgen sind die schlimmsten. Denkste du hast schon Frühstück für alle gemacht, Kinder geweckt, fertig gemacht und in die Schule gebracht, und wärst auf dem Weg zur Arbeit...
Und dann merkste, is alles nur geträumt. Nochmal von vorne...

Mobile phones must be switched to flight mode for the duration of the flight. 🤪

Have a good one!

It's hard to watch EU struggle with simple sleeper trains. In Russia, they are a cheap alternative to flights.

No baggage rules and weight limits, no running through airports for hours, no shuttle busses to the city. Much easier, less stressing. And you can meet interesting people on the train...

Come on, he doesn't even wear a ski mask...

Not really fair to compare Musk to Zuckerberg. Like Gates, the Meta boss and his wife have already given a LOT of money to charity. See the list of donations on Wikipedia. It's impressive...

Musk, on the other hand, thinks he should keep his money and advance humanity by realizing his own visions.

I read that last line as "anarchist" on my tiny smartphone screen. Was disappointed when I finally read it correctly...

When I read *"Florida Man"*, I really didn't expect this...

Abyss: to stare into,
Void: to scream into.

In Russland gibt's das schon länger.

Bei denen heißt es nur nicht Karneval, sondern Maslenitsa. Und am Ende brennt die Puppe.

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In my experience, kids tend to shoot lasers in other people's eyes...

This is too true... And only once you're outdoors, you notice that he is wearing left and right boots from different pairs.