S for Salvation: The Adventures of Two Bit Buddha
@s-for-salvation.bsky.social
A somnambulating, somewhat singed Australian sputters, spits, and sprays soporific, often speculative speech. Surging with soliloquy, he soaks his surroundings... silence. Seeking succour, he sings... and his sound of salvation simply spreads.
My boss of 15+ years retired today and I think it’s important to celebrate the good people around you.
- Give good people your headspace to balance those that annoy you.
#positivity #TwoBitBuddha #WorkLife
- Give good people your headspace to balance those that annoy you.
#positivity #TwoBitBuddha #WorkLife
November 14, 2025 at 2:18 PM
My boss of 15+ years retired today and I think it’s important to celebrate the good people around you.
- Give good people your headspace to balance those that annoy you.
#positivity #TwoBitBuddha #WorkLife
- Give good people your headspace to balance those that annoy you.
#positivity #TwoBitBuddha #WorkLife
Ah yes the party of Christian family values strikes again.
Someone needs to show Megyn Kelly this bit by @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social youtube.com/watch?v=nu6C...
Someone needs to show Megyn Kelly this bit by @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social youtube.com/watch?v=nu6C...
November 13, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Ah yes the party of Christian family values strikes again.
Someone needs to show Megyn Kelly this bit by @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social youtube.com/watch?v=nu6C...
Someone needs to show Megyn Kelly this bit by @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social youtube.com/watch?v=nu6C...
If fantasy gives us the desire to be heroes in our own lives, then reading Pratchett gives us the tools to make it real.
#Fantasy #TerryPratchett #Booksky
#Fantasy #TerryPratchett #Booksky
November 13, 2025 at 11:36 AM
If fantasy gives us the desire to be heroes in our own lives, then reading Pratchett gives us the tools to make it real.
#Fantasy #TerryPratchett #Booksky
#Fantasy #TerryPratchett #Booksky
I have this theory that Right-wing brain rot bullshit has been going on for long enough that they've reared an entire generation of politicians who are not just lying as the old lot did, but truly believe the harmful bullshit they try to sell us.
#auspol
#auspol
Malcolm Turnbull accuses Liberals of ‘Trumpian campaign against renewables’ after party dumps net zero
Climate groups call backflip a ‘disaster’ while moderate Liberals worry about impact on winning back urban electorates
www.theguardian.com
November 13, 2025 at 11:09 AM
I have this theory that Right-wing brain rot bullshit has been going on for long enough that they've reared an entire generation of politicians who are not just lying as the old lot did, but truly believe the harmful bullshit they try to sell us.
#auspol
#auspol
Oh the rapist did some raping did he?
Was anyone really thinking that this: stinking, heaving, corpulent pustule in the armpit of history, wasn't the sort of degenerate gargoyle who would feel entitled to a child's body? He is the ugliest chapters of america made manifest.
Greedy lustful and dumb.
Was anyone really thinking that this: stinking, heaving, corpulent pustule in the armpit of history, wasn't the sort of degenerate gargoyle who would feel entitled to a child's body? He is the ugliest chapters of america made manifest.
Greedy lustful and dumb.
In case you were wondering why the government was shut down:
November 13, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Oh the rapist did some raping did he?
Was anyone really thinking that this: stinking, heaving, corpulent pustule in the armpit of history, wasn't the sort of degenerate gargoyle who would feel entitled to a child's body? He is the ugliest chapters of america made manifest.
Greedy lustful and dumb.
Was anyone really thinking that this: stinking, heaving, corpulent pustule in the armpit of history, wasn't the sort of degenerate gargoyle who would feel entitled to a child's body? He is the ugliest chapters of america made manifest.
Greedy lustful and dumb.
I present to you all my new favorite hobby, Annoying Chinese scammers with positivity and prose until they start swearing at you in their native language.
The response at the end there translates to:
"I'll fuck your mother"
"Stupid dog stuff"
Couldn't ask for a better start to my day.
#Positivity
The response at the end there translates to:
"I'll fuck your mother"
"Stupid dog stuff"
Couldn't ask for a better start to my day.
#Positivity
November 12, 2025 at 10:53 PM
I present to you all my new favorite hobby, Annoying Chinese scammers with positivity and prose until they start swearing at you in their native language.
The response at the end there translates to:
"I'll fuck your mother"
"Stupid dog stuff"
Couldn't ask for a better start to my day.
#Positivity
The response at the end there translates to:
"I'll fuck your mother"
"Stupid dog stuff"
Couldn't ask for a better start to my day.
#Positivity
Dads, if you ever need an ego boost on the way home from work try this: Use the wifi to pump ACDC's Shoot to Thrill full bore and walk through the front door like John goddamn Cena.
Your loving family will rush into your waiting arms and all will be right with the world.
Your loving family will rush into your waiting arms and all will be right with the world.
November 12, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Dads, if you ever need an ego boost on the way home from work try this: Use the wifi to pump ACDC's Shoot to Thrill full bore and walk through the front door like John goddamn Cena.
Your loving family will rush into your waiting arms and all will be right with the world.
Your loving family will rush into your waiting arms and all will be right with the world.
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When they they said they were taking back America, not enough people realized "they" were white racists.
November 11, 2025 at 4:27 PM
When they they said they were taking back America, not enough people realized "they" were white racists.
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A vile country isn't a country that can't feed its children, a vile country is a country that *won't* feed its children.
November 10, 2025 at 5:35 PM
A vile country isn't a country that can't feed its children, a vile country is a country that *won't* feed its children.
So, the way I think about autistic masking is as a million tiny wounds, wounds made of hurts, fears, judgemental voices, self hatred, rejections and crippling embarrassment. As we collect them growing up, they fester and crust over with anxiety. Bottling those feelings within us. #Autism #ASD
November 11, 2025 at 11:56 AM
People you can have a beer with are the easiest to love.
Politicians you can have a beer with are usually up to something.
Unless it's Barnaby Joyce, in which case he's just shithoused before you arrive and no one's really sure what he's saying.
@theshovel.bsky.social
Politicians you can have a beer with are usually up to something.
Unless it's Barnaby Joyce, in which case he's just shithoused before you arrive and no one's really sure what he's saying.
@theshovel.bsky.social
November 10, 2025 at 6:52 AM
People you can have a beer with are the easiest to love.
Politicians you can have a beer with are usually up to something.
Unless it's Barnaby Joyce, in which case he's just shithoused before you arrive and no one's really sure what he's saying.
@theshovel.bsky.social
Politicians you can have a beer with are usually up to something.
Unless it's Barnaby Joyce, in which case he's just shithoused before you arrive and no one's really sure what he's saying.
@theshovel.bsky.social
One thing I will say for Australia is that, we have; through trial, error and happenstance, managed to craft political and cultural institutions that force our political discourse to accurately represent the opinions of our people.
Vote on weekends, Mandatory preferential voting, Sausages.
Vote on weekends, Mandatory preferential voting, Sausages.
November 10, 2025 at 2:58 AM
One thing I will say for Australia is that, we have; through trial, error and happenstance, managed to craft political and cultural institutions that force our political discourse to accurately represent the opinions of our people.
Vote on weekends, Mandatory preferential voting, Sausages.
Vote on weekends, Mandatory preferential voting, Sausages.
To the Bazzas and Shazzas over at the Shovel. You have seriously brightened my day.
A group of men gathered outside of the NSW Parliament in Sydney yesterday to call for the inclusion of erectile dysfunction medication on the Pharmaceutical Benefits Scheme.
Neo Nazis Rally Outside NSW Parliament Demanding Affordable Erectile Dysfunction Treatment — The Shovel
“It’s time to rise up!” one man shouted over a megaphone before adding, “But it’s very, very difficult, given the price of prescriptions these days!”
theshovel.com.au
November 10, 2025 at 2:01 AM
To the Bazzas and Shazzas over at the Shovel. You have seriously brightened my day.
Hey @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social
is this one of yours? Or did I have an original thought?
is this one of yours? Or did I have an original thought?
I find that they shoot porn from far too close up these days.
Me I like a nice curvy brunette, so sometimes, when I'm feeling a little saucy I'll jerk off to a map of Italy.
Man that boot really goes all the way up.
Me I like a nice curvy brunette, so sometimes, when I'm feeling a little saucy I'll jerk off to a map of Italy.
Man that boot really goes all the way up.
November 10, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Hey @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social
is this one of yours? Or did I have an original thought?
is this one of yours? Or did I have an original thought?
Hobbies should be challenging and expand your mind in some meaningful way. Lots of people are mindlessly doing the same thing they've always done just because they've become good at it.
It seems to me a sort of spiritual onanism. Yeah it feels good to do late at night, but maybe try reading a book?
It seems to me a sort of spiritual onanism. Yeah it feels good to do late at night, but maybe try reading a book?
November 10, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Hobbies should be challenging and expand your mind in some meaningful way. Lots of people are mindlessly doing the same thing they've always done just because they've become good at it.
It seems to me a sort of spiritual onanism. Yeah it feels good to do late at night, but maybe try reading a book?
It seems to me a sort of spiritual onanism. Yeah it feels good to do late at night, but maybe try reading a book?
I find that they shoot porn from far too close up these days.
Me I like a nice curvy brunette, so sometimes, when I'm feeling a little saucy I'll jerk off to a map of Italy.
Man that boot really goes all the way up.
Me I like a nice curvy brunette, so sometimes, when I'm feeling a little saucy I'll jerk off to a map of Italy.
Man that boot really goes all the way up.
November 9, 2025 at 2:34 PM
I find that they shoot porn from far too close up these days.
Me I like a nice curvy brunette, so sometimes, when I'm feeling a little saucy I'll jerk off to a map of Italy.
Man that boot really goes all the way up.
Me I like a nice curvy brunette, so sometimes, when I'm feeling a little saucy I'll jerk off to a map of Italy.
Man that boot really goes all the way up.
Sometimes I like to think of myself as a down to earth kind of fella.
Then I stay up to midnight reading French Resistance poetry.
Talk about a drama queen.
Then I stay up to midnight reading French Resistance poetry.
Talk about a drama queen.
November 9, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Sometimes I like to think of myself as a down to earth kind of fella.
Then I stay up to midnight reading French Resistance poetry.
Talk about a drama queen.
Then I stay up to midnight reading French Resistance poetry.
Talk about a drama queen.
When you really think about it; AI hallucinations are just holding a mirror up to the internet at large.
What I'm trying to say is, you're all full of shit.
Everything's retouched and filtered to within an inch of it's life.
The poor things probably don't know what actual humans look like.
What I'm trying to say is, you're all full of shit.
Everything's retouched and filtered to within an inch of it's life.
The poor things probably don't know what actual humans look like.
November 9, 2025 at 1:22 PM
When you really think about it; AI hallucinations are just holding a mirror up to the internet at large.
What I'm trying to say is, you're all full of shit.
Everything's retouched and filtered to within an inch of it's life.
The poor things probably don't know what actual humans look like.
What I'm trying to say is, you're all full of shit.
Everything's retouched and filtered to within an inch of it's life.
The poor things probably don't know what actual humans look like.
Some Americans love putting their job title in their profile; It's like it can give their opinions the weight of facts.
Too Bad the rest of America is gleefully giving our facts the weight of opinion.
Too Bad the rest of America is gleefully giving our facts the weight of opinion.
November 9, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Some Americans love putting their job title in their profile; It's like it can give their opinions the weight of facts.
Too Bad the rest of America is gleefully giving our facts the weight of opinion.
Too Bad the rest of America is gleefully giving our facts the weight of opinion.
I just found (was fed by our robot overlords) the new best thing on the internet!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kjbl...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kjbl...
Episode #1: Once We Were Spacemen
YouTube video by Once We Were Spacemen
www.youtube.com
November 9, 2025 at 11:06 AM
I just found (was fed by our robot overlords) the new best thing on the internet!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kjbl...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kjbl...
If anyone's interested in a real case of democracy working in favour of it's people instead of against them; I'd urge you to check this out.
Fair warning: you may end this video wanting a hat with corks on and a chlamydia riddled marsupial for a mate.
youtu.be/MAa9f5M1Jr4?...
Fair warning: you may end this video wanting a hat with corks on and a chlamydia riddled marsupial for a mate.
youtu.be/MAa9f5M1Jr4?...
Justin Wolfers Delivers the 2025 Boyer Lecture: Australia is Freaking Amazing
YouTube video by Justin Wolfers
youtu.be
November 9, 2025 at 10:36 AM
If anyone's interested in a real case of democracy working in favour of it's people instead of against them; I'd urge you to check this out.
Fair warning: you may end this video wanting a hat with corks on and a chlamydia riddled marsupial for a mate.
youtu.be/MAa9f5M1Jr4?...
Fair warning: you may end this video wanting a hat with corks on and a chlamydia riddled marsupial for a mate.
youtu.be/MAa9f5M1Jr4?...
The good ol' Tangerine Tardigrade, oh so close to the point, but so very, very stupid.
It's policy by the most ass backwards means possible.
It's policy by the most ass backwards means possible.
Seriously? He has no idea how insurance works or how to govern. I’ll never get over 77 million people thinking a man this incompetent belongs anywhere near the Oval Office.
November 9, 2025 at 10:31 AM
The good ol' Tangerine Tardigrade, oh so close to the point, but so very, very stupid.
It's policy by the most ass backwards means possible.
It's policy by the most ass backwards means possible.
I used to like reading and you read enough books and you overflow and then you start writing.
- Terry Pratchett
What a lovely sentiment.
- Terry Pratchett
What a lovely sentiment.
November 9, 2025 at 10:19 AM
I used to like reading and you read enough books and you overflow and then you start writing.
- Terry Pratchett
What a lovely sentiment.
- Terry Pratchett
What a lovely sentiment.
If you ever feel old just remember that it took me two whole days to find the follow back button.
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November 8, 2025 at 4:13 PM
If you ever feel old just remember that it took me two whole days to find the follow back button.
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It is in communication that we find all of our loves.
November 8, 2025 at 4:06 PM
It is in communication that we find all of our loves.