S. Antifrizz
@s-antifrizz.bsky.social
Freedent's the one that took the stick out of gum, and Freedent moistens your mouth, yeah, moistens your mouth, and freshens your breath while you cheeeeewwww!
Know your enemy.
February 24, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Know your enemy.
Reposted by S. Antifrizz
Dear manager, this week I acheived these goals.
1: I wrote a bullet point.
2: I wrote a second, equally clever bullet point.
3: Building on prior successful bullet points, I developed and implemented a third bullet point.
4: I drafted, edited and published a 4th bullet.
5: Egged a cybertruck
1: I wrote a bullet point.
2: I wrote a second, equally clever bullet point.
3: Building on prior successful bullet points, I developed and implemented a third bullet point.
4: I drafted, edited and published a 4th bullet.
5: Egged a cybertruck
February 24, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Dear manager, this week I acheived these goals.
1: I wrote a bullet point.
2: I wrote a second, equally clever bullet point.
3: Building on prior successful bullet points, I developed and implemented a third bullet point.
4: I drafted, edited and published a 4th bullet.
5: Egged a cybertruck
1: I wrote a bullet point.
2: I wrote a second, equally clever bullet point.
3: Building on prior successful bullet points, I developed and implemented a third bullet point.
4: I drafted, edited and published a 4th bullet.
5: Egged a cybertruck
Eugenicists always want to save the dumbest, most bland, easiest to control people because duh. POC, LGBTQIA+, & folks w/disabilities learned to know themselves & their own power the hard way in this country. We resist. We won't be controlled.
February 24, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Eugenicists always want to save the dumbest, most bland, easiest to control people because duh. POC, LGBTQIA+, & folks w/disabilities learned to know themselves & their own power the hard way in this country. We resist. We won't be controlled.
How many fuckwit #antivaxxers do you know who refused COVID19 vaccines, statutory didn't know what was in them, but then scrambled to get #semaglutides or other weight-loss injections?
February 22, 2025 at 2:42 AM
How many fuckwit #antivaxxers do you know who refused COVID19 vaccines, statutory didn't know what was in them, but then scrambled to get #semaglutides or other weight-loss injections?
@sluggodoug.bsky.social How's this for a Love Cat? This is KitKat in fat-relaxation mode Reese at her corporate job with an outdated laptop.
February 17, 2025 at 4:31 PM
@sluggodoug.bsky.social How's this for a Love Cat? This is KitKat in fat-relaxation mode Reese at her corporate job with an outdated laptop.
I'm doing a fill-in puzzle and came across this word. Please tell me I'm not imagining that this is entirely fucked up.
February 13, 2025 at 5:45 PM
I'm doing a fill-in puzzle and came across this word. Please tell me I'm not imagining that this is entirely fucked up.
Today, in the Tales of Stupid Saima: I typed the word "feather" in a text & a feather emoji appeared in the predictive text. Not realizing it was a feather emoji, I thought a small escaped booger from my nose and I tried repeatedly to blow it off the screen, until, you know, I figured it out.
January 1, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Today, in the Tales of Stupid Saima: I typed the word "feather" in a text & a feather emoji appeared in the predictive text. Not realizing it was a feather emoji, I thought a small escaped booger from my nose and I tried repeatedly to blow it off the screen, until, you know, I figured it out.
Come see this show this weekend!
December 3, 2024 at 12:30 PM
Come see this show this weekend!
If you've ever wondered how much air your intestines can hold, eat a bowl of Grape Nuts for dinner. If I fell off a boat last night, I'd be more buoyant than the rafts AND I'd have enough propulsion to get survivors to shore.
January 6, 2024 at 1:15 PM
If you've ever wondered how much air your intestines can hold, eat a bowl of Grape Nuts for dinner. If I fell off a boat last night, I'd be more buoyant than the rafts AND I'd have enough propulsion to get survivors to shore.