He's surprisingly authoritarian despite his liberal social policies so while *gestures at all of this* is certainly worse we could do a good bit better by choosing Teddy

Promise you China can't fill that with military. They have very few external military bases, however they probably already were moving in with economic influence because they seemingly have plenty of that to spare.

Superman is literally a character made by 2 Jewish guys and has got his start by punching Nazis and KKK members so I don't know what drugs you're on but you're out of touch with reality.

Yeah that's fair. Just saw an Onion post a few things before and was probably conflating the two

Babylon Bee is a satire paper, this is a joke. No one is actually calling Superman a Nazi.