Simon von Floofens

A 12-year-old in the body of a fat old racist lonely former reality tv star at his safe space in Florida, but hey, if crashing the world economy to get us wealthy in 2 years works, great! I'll give credit where it's due /s

He looks like a child in a baby seat here, not the leader of the free world.

I don't understand why they can't see beyond rose-colored glasses the same way that a formerly broke chick who saw it coming can, when it happened during her 20's, 30's, 40's, early 50's, and now late 50's.
I played by the rules and I thought I was set. Oh well.

Never knew that bear adoption was legal here in the US.
Adorable doggos. They might need matching giant Maine Coon cats (or mixes) to keep warm on top of them.

Here's Blinker the babycat. Simon's lil bro. So cute

That little boy might wind up like this guy😆

Trump did that, but he'll claim credit for saving TikTok from the crisis that he started.

I know he's already taken credit for the Biden/Harris work and all of that but lordy am I ever laughing so hard about how pissed off he musta been to hafta "Press 1 for English" to read this tweet 😂😂😂

I am also an adult female 12 year old boy. I'm tracking this weather system.

Jeez this was nice

We and the boomer generation shoulda done something more about that, in hindsight. We figured out how to fix the freakin' hole in the ozone layer FFS.

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