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Ryoz
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Atheist. Neurodivergent. Cat herder. GenX. MST3k enthusiast. Trekker. Liberal. EXvangelical. He/Him. Ally. Pro-choice. Woke. BLACK/POC LIVES MATTER! Save Ukraine and Palestine 🇺🇦🇵🇸
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An entire cabinet of people who slept through science class.
December 2, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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tardigrade playing a violin
November 25, 2025 at 5:29 AM
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The forehead looks pleased.
A forehead wearing glasses. (Steven Cheung)
November 23, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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a man in a suit and tie is wearing a fake face .
Alt: a man in a suit and tie is wearing a fake face
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November 22, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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Not even Catturd can be that stupid.

I lie. Catturd is totally that stupid.
November 21, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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You should have said “head last.” “Feet first” was too graphic. Anywho, welcome back!
November 20, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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“I can’t believe you were the winning sperm, Piggy.”
November 19, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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I still can’t believe this guy was the winning sperm…let alone the winning candidate…
November 17, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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a man in a suit and tie with a red face painted on his face .
Alt: a man in a suit (dwight from the office) wearing the plastic face of a cpr dummy with his face underneath
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November 16, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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Donald Trump’s looking interested with the caption “And just like that, Big Beautiful Bill entered the room…”
November 16, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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a man in a suit and tie with a red face painted on his face .
Alt: A man in a suit (Dwight from “The Office”) with the plastic face of a CPR dummy over his own face.
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November 16, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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a tardigrade playing a violin
November 16, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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“Marked safe from blowing Bill Clinton today”
November 16, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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So Trump has a Bubba Number of 1, which means Mike Johnson would have a Bubba Number of 2, right?
November 16, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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I can say with authority that I haven’t
November 15, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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a man in a suit stands in front of a crowd and says anyway
Alt: a man in a suit stands in front of a crowd and says “oh no!” and immediately after that “anyway…”
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November 15, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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two cartoon characters are looking at each other and one of them is asking " both "
Alt: two cartoon characters are looking at each other and one of them is asking " both " and then “both is good”
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November 15, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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AOC saying “The girls are fighting aren’t they?”
November 15, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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Just go.
November 11, 2025 at 2:07 AM