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🔞 Asryn, Shameless Simp
@rynsneopard.bsky.social
| They/Them Scottish Snepdad
| UK • 24 • ND • Enby
| Artist • Lorefiend • Druid
| Demi-Pan • Poly, Collared
| #Art by me 🚫 NO AI
| 18+ 🔞 30% #SFW, 70% #NSFW
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| Under 21s: Don't PM for social reasons
| Just a precaution/preference, exceptions
| are rare
So, that new mega, huh...

Close enough, hello Anthro Luxray xD

Seriously though, I kinda love this design despite how simple it is.

Put under graphic media for spoiler purposes
November 19, 2025 at 4:08 PM
I meeeean, I post about them semi-regularly, but I'll leave this here anyway.
November 19, 2025 at 5:02 AM
However, the stats aren't just flavor, there are also sometimes-optional sections that play like Turn-Based Dungeon-Puzzler RPGs—ex: Golden Sun. You won't gain XP in these zones, and there are level caps that get released as the game progresses—so you can't grind your way past the game either.

4/?
November 19, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Currently smaller than I'd lolw since I've only been at this for half a year by now between bulking, but I'm getting there!

Went from ~90lbs to 123~lbs since then so rather happy with myself!

Particularly excited about my chest so far 🥴

(Putting this under graphic media just in case though, lol)
November 18, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Wow, uh...game awards website sure is...functional xD
November 18, 2025 at 6:27 AM
I'm late to this but I bookmarked it to do it when I next remembered so sorry for the eight-day-late quote repost, lmao

Here's mine, even though I just like these besides this, they're all basically furry bait besides like three of them since they vibe with me just right, lol.

pk-diagram.pages.dev
November 13, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Okay so…plot locked behind a £70 game not withstanding, can we all agree he's the coolest TLoZ character to come out of the Wild Timeline? 'Cause it's not even close.

Yeah, he's obviously a Link analogue, but I don't give a shit, Fi on testosterone fucking RADIATES aura and I'm SO here for it.
November 10, 2025 at 12:42 PM
The curse is broken!

*turns to dust*

Okay, but seriously though, time to get me a Shiny Alpha Aggron.
November 4, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Here, a picture of my precious and very not small child.
November 1, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Okay, so Ranked Z-A is really REALLY funny 'cause so many people go in with the heavy hitters they already know work, but me? Trevenant.

"But Asryn, Trevenant su-" NO, YOU DON'T FUCKING GET IT.

I've been having matches like this all night since nobody expects the fucking tree, it's HILARIOUS.
November 1, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Picked up Pokémon Go again after like three years to break up the monotony of my gym commute.

Feel free to friend me if ya want, you might get gifts or somethin' idk lol
November 1, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Haha, let's see if I regret this.
October 30, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Sorry for the random horny post but I had an urge to write. Might delete later.

I was gonna post these normally, hence the censors in the named stuff, but I chickened out, lmao

CW//: Technically CnC, very raunchy subject matter despite nothing being outwardly mentioned by name. You've been warned.
October 30, 2025 at 1:28 AM
First animated crush without saying your age

Bancholeomon...This motherfucker did irreparable damage to me during my formative years xD
October 30, 2025 at 12:10 AM
o-ough....he...

...gods i wish men were real...
October 27, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Ok, time's up!

Folks said either Chien-Pao or Blaziken, but…C'mon, it was gonna be Aggron.

Meet Darach—and while not shown here—he's a leather-clad metalhead, gardener, and LARPer, who—despite appearances—is a huge softie…mostly.

He LARPs a Paladin with a Greatsword 'cause he likes being a hero.
October 24, 2025 at 8:14 AM
...Aggron, my beloved, I've missed you…

…I'm maybe low-key obsessed with the silly metal dino that sounds like an angry train whistle.

But hey, why don't you try to grow up autistic while becoming best friends with what you thought was a trainosaur and see if you don't love it 20+ years later? xD
October 20, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Me remembering Red and Blue turn 30 next year... Man, this game's been with me my entire life at this point-
October 18, 2025 at 6:16 AM
The "It's been 3,000 years..." thing was a reference to X and Y when Floette came back xD
October 18, 2025 at 6:01 AM
*soft whimpery sobbing*

It's been 3000 years...

(Aggron's last main-game appearance was Sw/Sh. Not counting BDSP since that game while alright, handles the Nat-Dex stuff awkwardly and made finding Aggron painful 'cause they locked 'em behind the Post-Game quq.)
October 18, 2025 at 3:57 AM
So…after a workout, I learned I can bounce my chest—not in a big way, ain't gonna be doing THAT for a while—and honestly, knowin' my work's payin' off and actually pushin' me toward a goal I wanted to reach for years now is fuckin' huge for me, lmao

So, to celebrate, have another of my chest, lmao
October 14, 2025 at 8:24 AM
The words of motivation mean everything, thanks princey!

And hey, I mean, m'already big enough to grope, so by all means, simp as much as ya wish ;p
October 3, 2025 at 7:40 PM
CW//:Suggestive Nudity

Been making more progress and while it's not crazy different from the last set I sent, I had an opportunity to pose a bit while taking these so enjoy :3

I guess this also counts as #FlexFriday, lmao
October 3, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Being a frog sounds great, but personally, being just a cat just feels a better fit for me.

Oh to be a silly little snep taking a silly little snooze...
October 1, 2025 at 2:48 AM
maow
September 26, 2025 at 10:13 AM