Ryan Macri
ryman600.bsky.social
Ryan Macri
@ryman600.bsky.social
he just spammed "big titty scorpion" 500 times in the prompt field didn't he
November 19, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Honestly, if the parents are in their 40s they might be hip to it
November 17, 2025 at 1:17 AM
their names need to be prefaced with "noted weirdo" every single time they're referenced in an article.
November 16, 2025 at 6:38 PM
I thought his trove of emails would turn up at least one example of the blockbuster tax advice Epstein was supposedly known for but it's 100% gross billionaires begging for sex advice from a borderline illiterate pimp
November 16, 2025 at 12:03 AM
This is what 37-year olds looked like in 1948
November 13, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Same graphic designer?
November 12, 2025 at 12:02 PM
That’s the most 1998 thing I’ve ever seen
November 11, 2025 at 3:39 AM
lol at him stomping his feet about not getting his customary one-on-one meeting with the politician of his choice, which apparently all rich people are entitled to!
November 8, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Still can't believe they told Walz to stop calling these people weirdos. It worked! I guess they didn't want to do stuff that worked?
November 8, 2025 at 5:22 PM
And voila! $1200/mo premiums for $10,000 deductible plans that cover nothing! Hope you like fighting over prior authorizations for annual checkups and ibuprofen!
November 8, 2025 at 3:34 PM
especially driving out cops that want to go to those specific states instead
November 8, 2025 at 12:13 AM
They didn't get their way for once and they're unfathomably angry!
November 5, 2025 at 3:04 AM
He's doing the dril racism dial tweet but no matter how high he cranks it the audience keeps booing him
November 1, 2025 at 10:56 PM
holy shit I completely forgot about them, Catch The Sun takes me back to like 2002 watching MTV2 in the dorms
November 1, 2025 at 10:00 PM
and "normal people"/"people" always means "me"
November 1, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Honestly handing out the books and stickers would be kickass IF AND ONLY IF they also handed out full-sized Snickers, Kit-Kats and Reese's cups

You have to balance it out, handing out books and fruit snacks is just asking for it
October 31, 2025 at 11:29 PM