Miles Davis as a brothel owner in Miami Vice

As an Australian this is completely wrong. We say "An-Daww"

Bonus Eruptus

Thanks for your email, but unfortunately I've been gifted a ring by my uncle which I now need to destroy in the fires from whence it came. Also my gardener is coming. If I survive I will endeavour to reply.

I wonder what caused the explosions.

No shit Greg

That's not Fabio.

"you failed to collect all of my bray-ons"

Sailor: I'm three sheets to the wind

what if it was an uncle

Hendrix at Woodstock vibes?