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Ryland
@rylandduncan.bsky.social
I am Ryland (the main one)
my music algorithm played me the theme to an anime called Xabungle and I thought ok that's a perfect thing for something to be named I wonder what the other names in it are like and now I'm in fucking Good Name Heaven
November 4, 2025 at 7:07 PM
November 2, 2025 at 1:07 AM
I don't know and am not interested in learning what Fubo is but the concept of "gobbling up Fubo" is very interesting to me. In my mind it's like injera but purple and faintly sweet, probably flavored with honey
November 1, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I almost stepped on this bird because it was just sitting down totally casual on the street which contrasted with its peers must make it like the toughest, coldest bird around. all chirping in the equivalent of ray winstone's voice, chasing cats
November 1, 2025 at 3:11 PM
I saw a dog that was an Italian greyhound mixed with a German shepherd and I swear to God it looked exactly like this. Eyes pleading with anyone who passed Why Was I Made? Whose Cruel Amusement Do I Exist For?
October 27, 2025 at 11:35 PM
is this a dinner where you watch tapirs fuck. Are they doing Eyes Wide Shut shit at the zoo in Canada
October 8, 2025 at 3:03 PM
okay sorry if you all knew this but I'm just finding out that Michael Mann looks like if you hit Werner Herzog with a De-Weirding Ray and it's fuckin with me
October 8, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Sex and the City sequel that treats And Just Like That as a heretical text. Samantha is in it but via snapchat filter grade CGI. in the season finale they meet Che Diaz and shake hands while looking into the camera and saying "let's never meet again, wicked stranger"
October 4, 2025 at 2:58 PM
getting all the latest news about women from women dot com
September 28, 2025 at 1:14 PM
ENJOY HELL IDIOT, HUMAN-RAT ALLIANCE FOREVER
September 24, 2025 at 4:45 AM
pudding is of the Fallen World. It has NO PLACE at Sandals
September 23, 2025 at 6:27 PM
algorithm said whats up broke boy, you gonna click this or you need a listicle about which kinda dumpsters got the loosest lids?
September 16, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Wow I'm going to pilot a bomber I wonder if they'll give me a cool nickname like Sky Poseidon or The Viper
September 5, 2025 at 6:23 PM
happy pictures of Rom day I hope everybody sees a picture of Rom
September 1, 2025 at 5:47 PM
"turning a huge heavy wheel underground while being whipped"
September 1, 2025 at 1:29 PM
big discount on Nude Riker
August 27, 2025 at 12:29 PM
saw a turtle on the subway just hanging out. he was sitting next to a guy counting a really huge stack of one dollar bills but they didn't seem to know each other
August 23, 2025 at 6:22 PM
im the world's most dangerous political cartoonist. they are GOING to execute me for this
August 23, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Century Egg Fanta
August 4, 2025 at 5:57 PM
big easter egg in the Starfleet Academy trailer, we finally get to see the legendary Wall of Shame listing everyone who ever had diarrhea so bad that they had to resign from Starfleet
July 31, 2025 at 3:20 PM
envisioning my dream home and there's a room with just a huge velvet wingback chair and this on the wall. You will never feel safer than you do in the Richard Room, basking in his smile
July 26, 2025 at 2:26 PM
they finally made divorced Ninja Turtles
July 23, 2025 at 1:57 PM
"who gave Jack the Ripper a laser gun?"
June 24, 2025 at 3:57 PM
I think she can do it
June 24, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Ted Kacynzski
June 8, 2025 at 4:25 AM