Pope Leo from Chicago is probably the closest thing to a live performance of “King Ralph” as we’ll ever see.

I love that Ver-boo-go signed with Atlanta. It’s like when Luka joined LA. A guy I don’t like is on a team I don’t like. It localizes my disdain. That’s convenience.

I want to make this country great again as well. I want to go back to when nest eggs weren’t literal eggs.
It’s a shell of a future we face.

#eggtherich

There’s a Constitution for a reason.
Obey it.

Get Jalen Hurts a State Farm contract.

He’s completed more passes to the Eagles than he has to Taylor’s boyfriend.

One possession. Already one terrible call to go Kansas City’s way.

Fly Eagles Fly!

The trade between Dallas and the Lakers makes total sense to me. I didn’t dislike the Mavericks, but I don’t like Luka. Now I can go back to simply ignoring the Mavericks while rekindling my disdain for the Lakers. Luka localized league loathing!

#BeatLA
#LALukars

Anyone on Medicaid that voted for Donnie:
You’ve got expensive egg on your face.

Congratulations to AFC Championship MVP Clete Blakeman.

Call the game evenly. Stop giving the Chiefs every single call.
An incompletion lead to a touchdown, and Kelce taunting Hamlin was a penalty on the Bills.
Give me the game without all the fixings.

Unfairbairn.
Wake up, Houston!

RIP Bob Uecker. You were a mediocre player, but an amazing dad on Mr. Belvedere, and will eternally live as Harry Doyle.

Just a bit outside.

There aren’t seven tiles here. I have to fix this. Have to fix this. Have to fix this.