Ryan Weiss
@ryguythewriterguy.bsky.social
I write spooky stuff for fun and have news-related anxiety.
Playing Bioshock with Adventure Time in the background brings me back to 2011.
April 13, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Playing Bioshock with Adventure Time in the background brings me back to 2011.
"Any smile that lasts longer than two seconds is a conman's ruse."
April 13, 2025 at 12:04 AM
"Any smile that lasts longer than two seconds is a conman's ruse."
Oh hey BlueSky I'm posting again
April 13, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Oh hey BlueSky I'm posting again
Plague with COVID, War with Israel and Ukraine coming to a head, and now famine with The Great Depression 2025 Edition. Remind me again, what's the last horseman of the apocalypse?
March 4, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Plague with COVID, War with Israel and Ukraine coming to a head, and now famine with The Great Depression 2025 Edition. Remind me again, what's the last horseman of the apocalypse?
"It's sad that I have to take time off of work to do work." Man teachers really get fucked over in our society.
March 3, 2025 at 12:38 PM
"It's sad that I have to take time off of work to do work." Man teachers really get fucked over in our society.
Whenever I watch Seinfeld and they talk about how much things cost, I just double it in my head. Inflation is wild.
February 27, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Whenever I watch Seinfeld and they talk about how much things cost, I just double it in my head. Inflation is wild.
A new Shrek movie is a flicker of beautiful light in the suffocating darkness of 2025.
February 27, 2025 at 9:18 PM
A new Shrek movie is a flicker of beautiful light in the suffocating darkness of 2025.
"The price of being alive is that someday you aren't."
February 27, 2025 at 2:25 AM
"The price of being alive is that someday you aren't."
If someone parks in your specifically assigned parking spot and you call a tow truck, you are NOT the bad guy.
February 27, 2025 at 1:34 AM
If someone parks in your specifically assigned parking spot and you call a tow truck, you are NOT the bad guy.
"I'm not an alcoholic, Bubbles! I don't go to any meetings!"
February 24, 2025 at 11:35 PM
"I'm not an alcoholic, Bubbles! I don't go to any meetings!"
Rip
February 23, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Rip
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Finished a new short story today, though. A page a day keeps the madness at bay.
February 22, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Finished a new short story today, though. A page a day keeps the madness at bay.
"Would you really kill 5 people over 20 dollars?!"
"Are you seriously asking that to the guy who, just last week, killed 6 people over 19 dollars?"
"Are you seriously asking that to the guy who, just last week, killed 6 people over 19 dollars?"
February 22, 2025 at 11:14 PM
"Would you really kill 5 people over 20 dollars?!"
"Are you seriously asking that to the guy who, just last week, killed 6 people over 19 dollars?"
"Are you seriously asking that to the guy who, just last week, killed 6 people over 19 dollars?"
Brooklyn 99 and American Dad ease the perpetual anxiety of 2025.
February 22, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Brooklyn 99 and American Dad ease the perpetual anxiety of 2025.
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Siri, what are some things that happened to kings
February 20, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Siri, what are some things that happened to kings
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For real, I could get stomped in a boss fight 200 times, and I'd still feel less like crying than I do when I read any headline nowadays.
February 20, 2025 at 4:41 AM
For real, I could get stomped in a boss fight 200 times, and I'd still feel less like crying than I do when I read any headline nowadays.
When my wife asked why I play Dark Souls if it's really that stressful, I replied that it takes all my mental focus to play. Dark Souls, horror novels,THC, and cartoons in the background compose the thin line between me and a news-induced panic attack.
February 20, 2025 at 4:41 AM
When my wife asked why I play Dark Souls if it's really that stressful, I replied that it takes all my mental focus to play. Dark Souls, horror novels,THC, and cartoons in the background compose the thin line between me and a news-induced panic attack.
Tony Soprano really wasn't that far off when he compared therapy to taking a shit.
February 18, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Tony Soprano really wasn't that far off when he compared therapy to taking a shit.
"What's the worst that can happen if you showed someone your work?"
"They'd laugh, and the laughter would feel like bullets and kill me."
"No one's going to laugh! In fact, chances are no one will even care!"
"They'd laugh, and the laughter would feel like bullets and kill me."
"No one's going to laugh! In fact, chances are no one will even care!"
February 18, 2025 at 4:18 AM
"What's the worst that can happen if you showed someone your work?"
"They'd laugh, and the laughter would feel like bullets and kill me."
"No one's going to laugh! In fact, chances are no one will even care!"
"They'd laugh, and the laughter would feel like bullets and kill me."
"No one's going to laugh! In fact, chances are no one will even care!"
The lore of Dark Souls is just...nuts.
February 18, 2025 at 1:39 AM
The lore of Dark Souls is just...nuts.
The longer I re-watch Breaking Bad, the more I hate Walter White.
February 17, 2025 at 9:30 PM
The longer I re-watch Breaking Bad, the more I hate Walter White.
Rain by Joe Hill made me realize I have a fear of needles raining from the sky. I can safely say that before that novella, the possibility (no matter how irrational) had never crossed my mind.
February 17, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Rain by Joe Hill made me realize I have a fear of needles raining from the sky. I can safely say that before that novella, the possibility (no matter how irrational) had never crossed my mind.
Captain America: Brave New World is a movie that has the Hulk's biggest villains, but no actual Hulk :(
February 16, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Captain America: Brave New World is a movie that has the Hulk's biggest villains, but no actual Hulk :(