How is that even possible? The oldest bank account we currently have was opened in 2012 and we're still only about 25% through the very first box of checks.

Another glaring example of why the needle never ever ever ever ever ever ever moves to the left.

As much as we were wringing our hands with the dreams of dismantling the right, it seems to me that they're stronger and more organized than ever. Welcome to the U.S., would you prefer to sit in "Right" or "other"?

This is my 2nd favorite cross dressing Lip Sync battle performance. I'm still partial to Joseph Gordon Levitt's "Rhythm Nation," if only for his fierce dedication to Miss Jackson's choreography.