We've tested a bunch here in Louisville, and my colleague Gianmarco has some great data posted here: www.cnet.com/home/kitchen...

lol, here I thought I was missing some discourse about what the sexiest candy bar is or whatever, but nope, just choco-viagra.

No but I’m listening

A good start.

Honorable mention: “Eid Ma Clack Shaw” by Bill Callahan from the album Sometimes I Wish We Were an Eagle

https://open.spotify.com/track/1nWRZiUhOLXL4VrnqqxWpD?si=PWqgZE2pSZu4hwpTJno-3Q

Fast: “Flower” by Deerhoof, album “Breakup Song”

https://open.spotify.com/track/5uTPe1uOq7lDFJlxirOFmC?si=NvMUexvtTWijkrLrEt9LaA

Slow: “One Day” by Sharon van Etten, album “Epic”

https://open.spotify.com/track/5th3rj1nW25bm5iSLiK3i9?si=-YZ3pp8AT2uhMiGm1kpRvQ

No, though I do wonder if it’s real leftover butter from the movie theater