Rycar
@rycar.bsky.social
Rycar's just this guy, you know?
Product Marketing @ Octopus Deploy.
Shitposts and shitty opinions are my own and do not reflect the views of my employer.
Product Marketing @ Octopus Deploy.
Shitposts and shitty opinions are my own and do not reflect the views of my employer.
"That's what caused the accident."
"What accident?"
"The accident involving me, the Toaster, the waste disposal and a 14-pound lump hammer!"
Lister knows what's up.
"What accident?"
"The accident involving me, the Toaster, the waste disposal and a 14-pound lump hammer!"
Lister knows what's up.
February 1, 2026 at 11:40 PM
"That's what caused the accident."
"What accident?"
"The accident involving me, the Toaster, the waste disposal and a 14-pound lump hammer!"
Lister knows what's up.
"What accident?"
"The accident involving me, the Toaster, the waste disposal and a 14-pound lump hammer!"
Lister knows what's up.
...then there's the famous "Herc is *this close* to getting it" moment from season 2, where he wonders why white drug dealers don't even try to hide what they're doing.
It's almost as if they're not used to having to fear consequences! It's basically this @bencollins.bsky.social post.
It's almost as if they're not used to having to fear consequences! It's basically this @bencollins.bsky.social post.
February 1, 2026 at 4:14 AM
...then there's the famous "Herc is *this close* to getting it" moment from season 2, where he wonders why white drug dealers don't even try to hide what they're doing.
It's almost as if they're not used to having to fear consequences! It's basically this @bencollins.bsky.social post.
It's almost as if they're not used to having to fear consequences! It's basically this @bencollins.bsky.social post.
All these emails have two moments from The Wire living rent free in my head.
In one, a reporter fabricates stories, but when outing him threatens the paper's prestige, erstwhile "allies" close rank with their buddies, and the BIPOC journalists that exposed the fraud are exclusively punished...
In one, a reporter fabricates stories, but when outing him threatens the paper's prestige, erstwhile "allies" close rank with their buddies, and the BIPOC journalists that exposed the fraud are exclusively punished...
February 1, 2026 at 4:14 AM
All these emails have two moments from The Wire living rent free in my head.
In one, a reporter fabricates stories, but when outing him threatens the paper's prestige, erstwhile "allies" close rank with their buddies, and the BIPOC journalists that exposed the fraud are exclusively punished...
In one, a reporter fabricates stories, but when outing him threatens the paper's prestige, erstwhile "allies" close rank with their buddies, and the BIPOC journalists that exposed the fraud are exclusively punished...
Heh, they pointed me to the right place to file it proper-like.
I think this should be enough for the reviewing librarian, lol.
I think this should be enough for the reviewing librarian, lol.
January 30, 2026 at 5:09 PM
Heh, they pointed me to the right place to file it proper-like.
I think this should be enough for the reviewing librarian, lol.
I think this should be enough for the reviewing librarian, lol.
6yo is a master of the 3rd act plot twist.
January 20, 2026 at 6:19 PM
6yo is a master of the 3rd act plot twist.
While i'm on the subject, 6yo called Neuschwanstein "Hogwarts Castle" the other day, a thing he only knows about thanks to the LEGO catalogue.
I know you've had the license a while, but you can stop making new sets *any time* thanks.
I know you've had the license a while, but you can stop making new sets *any time* thanks.
January 17, 2026 at 7:03 PM
While i'm on the subject, 6yo called Neuschwanstein "Hogwarts Castle" the other day, a thing he only knows about thanks to the LEGO catalogue.
I know you've had the license a while, but you can stop making new sets *any time* thanks.
I know you've had the license a while, but you can stop making new sets *any time* thanks.
Wait, it's not named after...
*one web search later*
...yup, it totally is.
*one web search later*
...yup, it totally is.
January 17, 2026 at 6:40 PM
Wait, it's not named after...
*one web search later*
...yup, it totally is.
*one web search later*
...yup, it totally is.
The Bari Weiss Promise™️
January 14, 2026 at 6:41 PM
The Bari Weiss Promise™️
Like when wrestlers The New Day came out dressed like Saiyans.
Love to see my weebs getting budget for their joyful nonsense.
Love to see my weebs getting budget for their joyful nonsense.
January 11, 2026 at 9:27 PM
Like when wrestlers The New Day came out dressed like Saiyans.
Love to see my weebs getting budget for their joyful nonsense.
Love to see my weebs getting budget for their joyful nonsense.
6yo found the @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social stickers.
I have been informed that the motion lines indicate the future path of the cats and not, as i initially thought, their poops.
Please clap for my alt text while i go rest my thumbs in some ice.
I have been informed that the motion lines indicate the future path of the cats and not, as i initially thought, their poops.
Please clap for my alt text while i go rest my thumbs in some ice.
January 9, 2026 at 5:16 PM
6yo found the @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social stickers.
I have been informed that the motion lines indicate the future path of the cats and not, as i initially thought, their poops.
Please clap for my alt text while i go rest my thumbs in some ice.
I have been informed that the motion lines indicate the future path of the cats and not, as i initially thought, their poops.
Please clap for my alt text while i go rest my thumbs in some ice.
"Did you do the detail shot and copy for the Iron Man kit ad?"
"Sure did boss. Real innuendo-y. Just like you wanted."
"Sure did boss. Real innuendo-y. Just like you wanted."
January 9, 2026 at 1:32 AM
"Did you do the detail shot and copy for the Iron Man kit ad?"
"Sure did boss. Real innuendo-y. Just like you wanted."
"Sure did boss. Real innuendo-y. Just like you wanted."
Someone at work mentioned Pot Noodle, and I found this amazing image.
IYKYK.
IYKYK.
January 5, 2026 at 4:09 PM
Someone at work mentioned Pot Noodle, and I found this amazing image.
IYKYK.
IYKYK.
Aaaaand done.
Pretty badass.
Pretty badass.
January 2, 2026 at 12:56 AM
Aaaaand done.
Pretty badass.
Pretty badass.
One bag left.
COME AT ME BRO
COME AT ME BRO
January 1, 2026 at 11:42 PM
One bag left.
COME AT ME BRO
COME AT ME BRO
Important transit update!
December 31, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Important transit update!
I'm not sure 6yo's new ST proposal is going to make the ballot.
December 31, 2025 at 5:36 PM
I'm not sure 6yo's new ST proposal is going to make the ballot.
Got a Nancy collection out of the library, and am happy to report it goes exactly as hard as this app has prepared me to expect.
Fuckin' solid shit.
Fuckin' solid shit.
December 31, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Got a Nancy collection out of the library, and am happy to report it goes exactly as hard as this app has prepared me to expect.
Fuckin' solid shit.
Fuckin' solid shit.
It begins.
2025. SHALL NOT. PASS.
2025. SHALL NOT. PASS.
December 31, 2025 at 4:17 PM
It begins.
2025. SHALL NOT. PASS.
2025. SHALL NOT. PASS.
Big oof.
Sorry to all those other writers, but this is not how you get me interested in your collection.
Looks like they've already taken his name off the cover of the print book, lol.
Sorry to all those other writers, but this is not how you get me interested in your collection.
Looks like they've already taken his name off the cover of the print book, lol.
December 30, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Big oof.
Sorry to all those other writers, but this is not how you get me interested in your collection.
Looks like they've already taken his name off the cover of the print book, lol.
Sorry to all those other writers, but this is not how you get me interested in your collection.
Looks like they've already taken his name off the cover of the print book, lol.
The new robot vacuum exploring the house has become the Christmas main event for 6yo and cat #2.
December 25, 2025 at 7:41 PM
The new robot vacuum exploring the house has become the Christmas main event for 6yo and cat #2.
I was looking for the James Marsden "Turning 39... again!", but this'll do.
December 25, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I was looking for the James Marsden "Turning 39... again!", but this'll do.
New Avengers teaser dropped.
December 23, 2025 at 4:14 PM
New Avengers teaser dropped.