Ryan Robert |he|him|his|
@ryanwritesthings.bsky.social
Project Manager|Writer|Mom’s Favorite|Playwright In Progress|F***king Done w/ the DNC|Anti-Zionist/Pro Palestine|National Theatre at Home Subscriber|Baritone|Stay In & Chiller|Black Coffee Drinker|After Period Double Spacer
Gorgeous!!!
November 15, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Gorgeous!!!
As a gay man, I don’t trust him. Never have. Never will. He would slap a pink triangle on my chest if it meant he could step off the car. Nope. Hard pass.
November 15, 2025 at 3:57 AM
As a gay man, I don’t trust him. Never have. Never will. He would slap a pink triangle on my chest if it meant he could step off the car. Nope. Hard pass.
I I was 23. I had transitioned from the Beverly Hills 90210 Luke Perry…😂
November 14, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I I was 23. I had transitioned from the Beverly Hills 90210 Luke Perry…😂
It’s a niche hobby…I found out the hard way…
November 14, 2025 at 11:38 PM
It’s a niche hobby…I found out the hard way…
I’m only seen YouTube but brilliant!❤️
November 14, 2025 at 11:36 PM
I’m only seen YouTube but brilliant!❤️
My headshot in 1994….Am I making your point? 😃
November 14, 2025 at 11:26 PM
My headshot in 1994….Am I making your point? 😃
I’m high and gay, fyi, and this man has no ideaswhat or where a clit is located. I’ll show myself out…
November 14, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I’m high and gay, fyi, and this man has no ideaswhat or where a clit is located. I’ll show myself out…
TBH I voted for Clinton [my first election] and he can fuck all the way off whether he’s is there or not but especially if he is [he’s soooo in there]
November 14, 2025 at 11:20 PM
TBH I voted for Clinton [my first election] and he can fuck all the way off whether he’s is there or not but especially if he is [he’s soooo in there]
It’s stupid. Why not call it SAG-AFTRA Awards? Or if you’re cheeky, the Saggies.. But the Actor Awards? Bland, boring, non descriptive, unimaginative.
November 14, 2025 at 11:08 PM
It’s stupid. Why not call it SAG-AFTRA Awards? Or if you’re cheeky, the Saggies.. But the Actor Awards? Bland, boring, non descriptive, unimaginative.
My full name is Ryan Robert Patterson. Wyan Wobewt Pattewson. Thank god I was cute and charming! 🤗
November 14, 2025 at 10:25 PM
My full name is Ryan Robert Patterson. Wyan Wobewt Pattewson. Thank god I was cute and charming! 🤗
I couldn’t say my “r”’s up until, and not kidding, 9th grade. I have people [whom I rightfully despise] still call me “Wyan”.
November 14, 2025 at 10:19 PM
I couldn’t say my “r”’s up until, and not kidding, 9th grade. I have people [whom I rightfully despise] still call me “Wyan”.
A few Dems? I think 93 senators receive money from an Israeli lobby. It’s more than a few.
November 14, 2025 at 4:34 PM
A few Dems? I think 93 senators receive money from an Israeli lobby. It’s more than a few.
Wait, you just don’t take 65 packets home with you each time you visit TB?
November 13, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Wait, you just don’t take 65 packets home with you each time you visit TB?
As a gay guy I’ve not actually seen it in person but a lesbian friend was fired up about it the topic and pulled up pic after pic so despite the fact I’d never practically need the knowledge she didn’t want me to be another “useless man.” I’m grateful. 🤷🏼♂️😂
November 8, 2025 at 5:22 PM
As a gay guy I’ve not actually seen it in person but a lesbian friend was fired up about it the topic and pulled up pic after pic so despite the fact I’d never practically need the knowledge she didn’t want me to be another “useless man.” I’m grateful. 🤷🏼♂️😂
And the star of a groundbreaking gay comedy is having an absolute unhinged meltdown about it on Instagram. What a timeline, huh? 🤷🏼♂️
November 7, 2025 at 11:19 PM
And the star of a groundbreaking gay comedy is having an absolute unhinged meltdown about it on Instagram. What a timeline, huh? 🤷🏼♂️
I can’t run anymore (stroke survivor) but I can walk kind of fast and I’m ready with my fucking whistle and my body in Andersonville and wherever I go!
November 7, 2025 at 5:58 PM
I can’t run anymore (stroke survivor) but I can walk kind of fast and I’m ready with my fucking whistle and my body in Andersonville and wherever I go!