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NeuralOtter
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I'm the part of the glass that is neither half empty nor half full.
May 13, 2025 at 3:46 PM
He believes the pagentry is there to serve him when it is there to honor those who serve and sacrifice for freedom, country, honor, and the CONSTITUTION. This we'll defend.
May 6, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Once a staunch proponent of self-regulation and zero government interference, Alan Greenspan admitted after the 2008 housing crisis that the financial industry can not be trusted to self regulate.
May 5, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Measles cases surpass 900.
May 5, 2025 at 5:18 AM
This is what 77 million Americans voted for. Have fun.
May 4, 2025 at 4:28 PM
It's like a spoiled child begging for attention... and we give it to him.
May 3, 2025 at 3:36 PM
April 29, 2025 at 10:42 PM
100 days of the golden age of bigotry, ignorance, and incompetence. Not just for those in DC but also for those that put them there.
April 29, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Bed time lap dogging
April 15, 2025 at 3:48 AM
When your the star player in a game you don't even know you're playing.
April 14, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Egg Deco 25.
April 13, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Remember, the majority of America voted for this.
April 13, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Watching Jacki, the mama eagle, feed her babies while wondering, "Where's my breakfast"
April 13, 2025 at 3:47 PM
@tessvela.bsky.social Here's some artificial intelligence to help with your work project.
April 12, 2025 at 1:27 AM
You go fetch
April 11, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Have you ever watched someone new to chess, but you don't know they are new to chess, and after 3 moves, you think "wow this player knows things nobody else knows... they must be the greatest strategist at this game!" And then after 10 moves, you realize the player is an idiot.
April 9, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Power lunch: feta avocado toast
April 9, 2025 at 7:03 PM
"Why no skritches?"
April 9, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Vrbo listing trying to tell me they have an office upstairs.
April 8, 2025 at 11:23 PM