Ryan Valentin
ryanvalentin.com
Ryan Valentin
@ryanvalentin.com
Sarcastic history nerd trying to build games. Content may be inappropriate for viewers under 30.
Still waiting for something to actually be mutually exclusive
July 3, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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Palpatine’s rise began with an idiot
November 11, 2024 at 6:32 PM
Some early shots of the game I've been working on. This is from the Utah Beach (Normandy) map
November 11, 2024 at 5:47 PM
Deleted/deactivated the bird app. It was already a cesspool
November 6, 2024 at 6:44 AM
Hoping for the best today
November 5, 2024 at 8:04 PM
Not once have I heard an Australian talk about Australian food. Pretty sure that makes Outback Steakhouse canonical
July 9, 2023 at 5:08 PM
It’s tomato season again
July 8, 2023 at 1:35 AM
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In 1998, I stayed online for over 20 hours straight and got a warning email from my ISP
July 7, 2023 at 2:53 PM
The satisfaction of grating the last little piece of Parmesan cheese until the crumb left is barely distinguishable. Also half of the cheese on tonight’s pasta is my skin.
July 5, 2023 at 2:29 AM