Ryan Spooner
@ryanspooner.bsky.social
Lighting candles and eating Krackels ✌️
<<<<< dick from a guy from Bensonhurst who cuts his pizza with scissors and sells it by weight
July 28, 2025 at 8:39 PM
<<<<< dick from a guy from Bensonhurst who cuts his pizza with scissors and sells it by weight
Making my 59-year old boyfriend watch my favorite clips from The Tiny Chef Show
June 26, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Making my 59-year old boyfriend watch my favorite clips from The Tiny Chef Show
I remember everything about this summer day. I was waiting for weeks. I was 9 years old and I was SEATED
June 12, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I remember everything about this summer day. I was waiting for weeks. I was 9 years old and I was SEATED
I accidentally stepped on a lady’s foot today on the train, and I apologized profusely, but she said it was no big deal. Even tho I’m pretty sure I broke all her toes and felt multiple cracks
June 10, 2025 at 1:42 AM
I accidentally stepped on a lady’s foot today on the train, and I apologized profusely, but she said it was no big deal. Even tho I’m pretty sure I broke all her toes and felt multiple cracks
Used in a sentence, I’ve gotten myself into a real imbroglio!
May 30, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Used in a sentence, I’ve gotten myself into a real imbroglio!
Cosmo sex tips told me to romantically fall asleep with my dick inside him and now I have a UTI
cosmo sex tips told me to yank on his foreskin like a lawnmower pull cord and now he won't text me back
May 14, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Cosmo sex tips told me to romantically fall asleep with my dick inside him and now I have a UTI
Saturday night downstairs at The Monster with an old professor of mine. Should I add him to Close Friends
April 27, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Saturday night downstairs at The Monster with an old professor of mine. Should I add him to Close Friends
Gay guys are assembling at Village East for gay guy movie night yes yes yes
April 25, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Gay guys are assembling at Village East for gay guy movie night yes yes yes
I need a new fun fact about myself for work ice breakers and I’m currently work shopping: I once walked head first into a ceiling fan by accident
February 9, 2025 at 11:04 PM
I need a new fun fact about myself for work ice breakers and I’m currently work shopping: I once walked head first into a ceiling fan by accident
So what are my odds this will be approved as my new passport photo?
February 7, 2025 at 1:50 AM
So what are my odds this will be approved as my new passport photo?
I need someone to tell me what a hard front wig is and why it is controversial in the daytime
January 19, 2025 at 3:11 AM
I need someone to tell me what a hard front wig is and why it is controversial in the daytime
If there’s one thing I’m gonna do, it’s forget to logout of Sniffies on my laptop before bed at 2am and then wake up in the morning to hundreds of angry messages from strangely entitled men
January 18, 2025 at 3:25 PM
If there’s one thing I’m gonna do, it’s forget to logout of Sniffies on my laptop before bed at 2am and then wake up in the morning to hundreds of angry messages from strangely entitled men
Still dancing around my bedroom listening to “Brooklyn Nights (Final Version)” by Gaga on SoundCloud in 2025
January 2, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Still dancing around my bedroom listening to “Brooklyn Nights (Final Version)” by Gaga on SoundCloud in 2025
Everyone at my brunch thinks that murder is always bad?
December 15, 2024 at 7:30 PM
Everyone at my brunch thinks that murder is always bad?
Introduce yourself with four tv shows
December 8, 2024 at 2:33 AM
Introduce yourself with four tv shows
I’m typically pretty quiet in Ubers, but last night the driver and I were completely gagged as we heard Delilah on LiteFM give someone completely horrible advice!
December 7, 2024 at 9:52 PM
I’m typically pretty quiet in Ubers, but last night the driver and I were completely gagged as we heard Delilah on LiteFM give someone completely horrible advice!
Can I come over and stare at you like this?
November 23, 2024 at 1:42 PM
Can I come over and stare at you like this?
Sometimes I wish I had an OF only so I could have Black Friday sales or Free Preview Weekends, like I’m the Disney Channel
November 21, 2024 at 3:24 PM
Sometimes I wish I had an OF only so I could have Black Friday sales or Free Preview Weekends, like I’m the Disney Channel
No cash, no credit
November 20, 2024 at 2:29 AM
No cash, no credit
Meghan McCain hasn’t blocked me over here yet!
November 16, 2024 at 12:26 AM
Meghan McCain hasn’t blocked me over here yet!
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?
November 15, 2024 at 1:34 AM
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?
All adventurous women do
November 15, 2024 at 1:31 AM
All adventurous women do