LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOO ZOHRAN

I love how pissed off this dude is

Autocorrect turned “be it” to “be lit” so I’m starting my weekend bender rn

First season of Love Island ever and what a shit show. Happy with the season 7 winners, but good god the producers should be ashamed

@official-fortnite.bsky.social fent fold emote when?

The way this farfetch’d looks at its leek is the way I look at the homies

my youtube algo must know I'm in America the way it keeps recommending much-needed hopecore videos

surely there’s got to be a candy crush ranked ladder by now

Someone is trying to steal my credit card info through Funko Pop as this is the third unsolicited email I've received from them about requests to change my password. What a Looney Tunes ass heist

This is getting out of hand. I just got a Red Cross Wrapped. Spotify created a monster of a trend

I love the pop punk community. Found a phone in the pit at The Story So Far's set last night. Would raise it in the air between songs to find the owner and tons of people tried to assist by illuminating it with their flash and nobody tried to falsely claim it. Everyone's chill

was trying to remember the exact slur the pope said earlier this year but wound up accidentally calling him a slur myself 😔

why does this legitimate ad look like it's pulled straight from the Purge universe

how cold I need it to be to fall asleep

Pray for me. Coworker is an alpha

*sniff sniff* the air seems cleaner over here