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Ryan Sibray
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I am somewhere on the spectrum between chill dad energy and grumpy dad energy. I help people feel better about dying as a profession. (He/Him)
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Picks are overrated #sologuitar
June 28, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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This documentary is the best argument against ghosts because if there were ghosts this guy would for sure be haunted. #hbo #themortician #funeral
June 10, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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This is what it’s like to be raised by me.
May 15, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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It’s #dadrock #summer
May 7, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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#sologuitar #newguitarday
May 3, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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April 19, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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Just posting to remind people. It’s me. I’m people.
April 10, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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Drinks that will align your chakra with the vibration of the universe #newage
April 7, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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Sometimes I do little #guitar things.
February 21, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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Why use many words when few words do trick? #osha
February 5, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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End times prophecy is getting woke #bible #endtimes #prophecy #woke #trump
February 4, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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This is not a careful examination of the text, but it’s less of a bullshit take than JD Vance making excuses about why he doesn’t have to love his neighbor. Also queerness is beautiful. #theology #jdvance #bible
February 1, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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If you make French toast for dinner your kids will still ask what’s for desert. #brinner #parenting
February 1, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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My daughter just walked up to me and said “are you upset sometimes? Well you don’t need to be because Liberty Mutual customizes your car insurance so you don’t pay for what you don’t need.” #genz #parenting
January 29, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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I’m a cool open minded guy when it comes to people making their own religious decisions but every time I see this in a patient’s room I have to work hard not to laugh a little. #chaplain #hospice #jesus
A plaque that reads “I asked Jesus, ‘How much do you love me?’ And Jesus said, ‘This much.’ Then He stretched out His arms and died.”
January 28, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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It’s wild that the person cutting my hair can claim to be “like a therapist” when she is in fact telling me her life story and benefiting from my supportive presence #haircut #chaplain
January 27, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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This is beautiful #ramen
January 25, 2025 at 11:43 PM