Haven’t heard from Moo Deng in a while and now suddenly the McRib is back?!?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Bringing these to every argument so you know EXACTLY where you got me f*cked up

We don’t celebrate this diva enough. Give it up for the girl one time.

Any reason…

I drank a lot of OG Four Loko in college — so 2006-2010 is a blur except for Flo Rida lyrics and talking about The Dark Knight a lot

Getting sober is actually a lot easier for people with Olympic level procrastination. “Oh all I have to do is NOT do something? And then continue NOT doing it? Cool, I was already doing that.”

Girl: I’m having cramps.

Gay guy: DIVA SAMEEE!!! I was at the Phoenix last night and I think this muscle queen knocked something loose in there. Sisters!!!

Ok that’s it. I’m the only gay person here. No one else plz. Everyone look at me.