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Ryan Parker
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Mark Cuban!
November 17, 2025 at 1:19 AM
In the moment with present facts? Probably not.

With hindsight? Shai + 5 picks for Paul George already looks real bad and will likely only get much, much worse.
November 11, 2025 at 9:48 PM
A gif you can hear
a man in a suit and tie says " you can 't swear at my fiancee ! "
ALT: a man in a suit and tie says " you can 't swear at my fiancee ! "
media.tenor.com
November 10, 2025 at 5:14 PM
He’d watch no games, actively hate the sport, and still be 1000% more entertaining
October 18, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Blue wanted it more
October 14, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Bruce Willis as Jack Burton aka the Pork Chop Express would kinda rule ngl
October 6, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Dude just says things
October 1, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Think he’s suggesting that the run differential is inflated because their blowout wins were big (e.g. winning by 10 when 5 would’ve still been a blowout). But if I understand the point of Pythagorean W-L is that stuff should normalize over the course of 162
September 29, 2025 at 6:12 PM
One of the few sports memories I have etched in my brain from a game not involving one of my teams. Seeing that point live was so effing cool.
September 17, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Isn’t that technically politically correct?
September 13, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Did they send them the charts for Boomer Sooner and say "this is really all you're gonna need"
September 12, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Somebody got a Chicago vinyl
September 12, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Cardio
September 3, 2025 at 5:44 PM