Said I’ll write Haikus,
Everyone laughed, no not you,
Well guess who’s laughing
Everyone laughed, no not you,
Well guess who’s laughing
November 20, 2024 at 12:32 PM
Said I’ll write Haikus,
Everyone laughed, no not you,
Well guess who’s laughing
Everyone laughed, no not you,
Well guess who’s laughing
Me as Thanos:
Shooobapbeebabababoobap *snaps fingers*
FUCK
Shooobapbeebabababoobap *snaps fingers*
FUCK
November 20, 2024 at 12:15 PM
Me as Thanos:
Shooobapbeebabababoobap *snaps fingers*
FUCK
Shooobapbeebabababoobap *snaps fingers*
FUCK
Don’t follow me. If anyone follows me I swear to god I’m going to be f*cking furious. 😡
November 20, 2024 at 12:00 PM
Don’t follow me. If anyone follows me I swear to god I’m going to be f*cking furious. 😡
I like all animals but the order of favourites has to go:
Dogs
Humans
Cats
Dogs
Humans
Cats
November 20, 2024 at 11:58 AM
I like all animals but the order of favourites has to go:
Dogs
Humans
Cats
Dogs
Humans
Cats
I will make the bet with anybody who wants to make it, Elon Musk will be a democrat and will be advocating for the impeachment of Trump before 2027.
November 20, 2024 at 10:55 AM
I will make the bet with anybody who wants to make it, Elon Musk will be a democrat and will be advocating for the impeachment of Trump before 2027.
Stings*
November 20, 2024 at 9:43 AM
Stings*
Sabrina Carpenter is the most famous carpenter since Joseph I.e. best step-dad ever.
November 20, 2024 at 9:41 AM
Sabrina Carpenter is the most famous carpenter since Joseph I.e. best step-dad ever.
He will be 85 when he realises.
November 20, 2024 at 9:37 AM
He will be 85 when he realises.
Kim Kardashian has been found holding hands with a robot, Kim said a man who is hinged is what she needed following many years with ex husband Kanye West.
November 20, 2024 at 9:37 AM
Kim Kardashian has been found holding hands with a robot, Kim said a man who is hinged is what she needed following many years with ex husband Kanye West.
Who poo’d on his chin?
November 19, 2024 at 7:55 PM
Who poo’d on his chin?
Saw a girl doing the walk of shame today, in truth it was just a woman walking down the road but I was driving through Luton.
November 14, 2024 at 12:18 PM
Saw a girl doing the walk of shame today, in truth it was just a woman walking down the road but I was driving through Luton.
Married at first sight - Producer Meeting 👰👀
#marriedatfirstsight #Mafs #uktv #tv #tvshow #television #programme #show #telly #realitytv #loveisland #comedy #sketch #comedian #joke #reels
#marriedatfirstsight #Mafs #uktv #tv #tvshow #television #programme #show #telly #realitytv #loveisland #comedy #sketch #comedian #joke #reels
November 14, 2024 at 11:56 AM
Married at first sight - Producer Meeting 👰👀
#marriedatfirstsight #Mafs #uktv #tv #tvshow #television #programme #show #telly #realitytv #loveisland #comedy #sketch #comedian #joke #reels
#marriedatfirstsight #Mafs #uktv #tv #tvshow #television #programme #show #telly #realitytv #loveisland #comedy #sketch #comedian #joke #reels
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Bluesky has officially hit #1 on the App Store charts for Free Apps in both the UK and US.
November 14, 2024 at 10:42 AM
Bluesky has officially hit #1 on the App Store charts for Free Apps in both the UK and US.
Liverpool Fans follow me because currently I’m walking alone and that isn’t how we are supposed to roll?
November 14, 2024 at 11:42 AM
Liverpool Fans follow me because currently I’m walking alone and that isn’t how we are supposed to roll?
Human beings should get at least 4 sets of teeth. Two sets? FOR 80+ years? And ONE SET LASTS 10 years MAX?! Is God on BlueSky? Need a word…
November 14, 2024 at 10:47 AM
Human beings should get at least 4 sets of teeth. Two sets? FOR 80+ years? And ONE SET LASTS 10 years MAX?! Is God on BlueSky? Need a word…
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Here’s a good one to multi block some wrong ‘uns… this is how it works
1 Select the list
2 Click “Subscribe”
3 Select “Block” the entire list in one click
Boommmm
Bluesky is trying to keep this place tidy with healthy debate
Let’s help them to do it
👍🏼👍🏼💙💙
bsky.app/profile/did:...
1 Select the list
2 Click “Subscribe”
3 Select “Block” the entire list in one click
Boommmm
Bluesky is trying to keep this place tidy with healthy debate
Let’s help them to do it
👍🏼👍🏼💙💙
bsky.app/profile/did:...
November 14, 2024 at 10:38 AM
Here’s a good one to multi block some wrong ‘uns… this is how it works
1 Select the list
2 Click “Subscribe”
3 Select “Block” the entire list in one click
Boommmm
Bluesky is trying to keep this place tidy with healthy debate
Let’s help them to do it
👍🏼👍🏼💙💙
bsky.app/profile/did:...
1 Select the list
2 Click “Subscribe”
3 Select “Block” the entire list in one click
Boommmm
Bluesky is trying to keep this place tidy with healthy debate
Let’s help them to do it
👍🏼👍🏼💙💙
bsky.app/profile/did:...
Any London based stand up comedians, let’s connect!
November 14, 2024 at 10:38 AM
Any London based stand up comedians, let’s connect!
As a 10 year old I walked in on my parents having sex... Most uncomfortable half hour of my life.
November 14, 2024 at 10:36 AM
As a 10 year old I walked in on my parents having sex... Most uncomfortable half hour of my life.
As we are all here should we all get a trending hashtag going?
You know as a community?
Everyone post #MuskIsACunt
✨Unity✨
You know as a community?
Everyone post #MuskIsACunt
✨Unity✨
November 14, 2024 at 10:33 AM
As we are all here should we all get a trending hashtag going?
You know as a community?
Everyone post #MuskIsACunt
✨Unity✨
You know as a community?
Everyone post #MuskIsACunt
✨Unity✨
Giving out air guitars to anyone who follows me. Only 100 available, be quick!!!
November 14, 2024 at 10:30 AM
Giving out air guitars to anyone who follows me. Only 100 available, be quick!!!
I’m only on here to be the first on this platform to tell @mrrickygervais.bsky.social that
“I DON’T WANT GUITAR LESSONS!!!!”
“I DON’T WANT GUITAR LESSONS!!!!”
November 14, 2024 at 10:24 AM
I’m only on here to be the first on this platform to tell @mrrickygervais.bsky.social that
“I DON’T WANT GUITAR LESSONS!!!!”
“I DON’T WANT GUITAR LESSONS!!!!”
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All BlueSky seems to be is people announcing they aren’t on X.
Feels a little desperate so far…
Feels a little desperate so far…
November 14, 2024 at 7:27 AM
All BlueSky seems to be is people announcing they aren’t on X.
Feels a little desperate so far…
Feels a little desperate so far…
Public service announcement for fellow people who take the London Underground, the 72hrs protection on your deodorant can is not a challenge. Please shower daily. Thank you. 🙏
November 13, 2024 at 7:33 PM
Public service announcement for fellow people who take the London Underground, the 72hrs protection on your deodorant can is not a challenge. Please shower daily. Thank you. 🙏