Ryan Heldt
@ryanheldt.com
Grizzled web developer in the heart of #cyclONEnation. Guitarist, effect pedal nerd, tech enthusiast, wannabe maker, weather geek, and fan of the Oxford comma.
Gonna go out on limb here and say nothing in your bathroom should ever have a camera. Full stop.
December 4, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Gonna go out on limb here and say nothing in your bathroom should ever have a camera. Full stop.
Give him a break… he’s probably working _several_ minutes a day doing a job he really doesn’t care for. 😆
December 2, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Give him a break… he’s probably working _several_ minutes a day doing a job he really doesn’t care for. 😆
I think it harkens back to the days when people would shop online at work the Monday after Thanksgiving because work had way better internet than the slow dial up most people had.
November 29, 2025 at 5:31 PM
I think it harkens back to the days when people would shop online at work the Monday after Thanksgiving because work had way better internet than the slow dial up most people had.
Chicken parm, but you wouldn’t need the mushrooms. Also no cheese.
November 24, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Chicken parm, but you wouldn’t need the mushrooms. Also no cheese.
“There’s no visible smoke or explosions like in a Mission Impossible movie…”
What are we even doing then? Seems like they’re missing the best feature.
What are we even doing then? Seems like they’re missing the best feature.
smoke is coming out of a tape recorder that is sitting on the floor
ALT: smoke is coming out of a tape recorder that is sitting on the floor
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November 22, 2025 at 1:12 PM
“There’s no visible smoke or explosions like in a Mission Impossible movie…”
What are we even doing then? Seems like they’re missing the best feature.
What are we even doing then? Seems like they’re missing the best feature.
Wow! After they passed on a new series Wright pitched a few years back, I figured Stargate was done. Happy to hear about their “bold new chapter.”
November 19, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Wow! After they passed on a new series Wright pitched a few years back, I figured Stargate was done. Happy to hear about their “bold new chapter.”
Looking great, sir! Can’t hardly wait!
November 19, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Looking great, sir! Can’t hardly wait!
It’s all for AI… right?
November 17, 2025 at 7:43 PM
It’s all for AI… right?
*Liquid naquadah not included
November 15, 2025 at 4:11 PM
*Liquid naquadah not included
I get it, but where have they all gone? We’ve been making them for 200+ years. We should have mountains of them, right? Are people hoarding milk jugs full of them in their basement or something?
November 12, 2025 at 8:02 PM
I get it, but where have they all gone? We’ve been making them for 200+ years. We should have mountains of them, right? Are people hoarding milk jugs full of them in their basement or something?