if i was god i wouldn’t have made gay shit like the heavens and the earth on day 1, i probably would have started with something awesome like hummus
November 12, 2025 at 4:44 AM
if i was god i wouldn’t have made gay shit like the heavens and the earth on day 1, i probably would have started with something awesome like hummus
if you’re straight then i think maybe you just don’t really understand sex
October 13, 2025 at 11:20 PM
if you’re straight then i think maybe you just don’t really understand sex
music is basically the best thing in the world
October 13, 2025 at 6:42 AM
music is basically the best thing in the world
divorce is such a crazy concept like not only am i breaking up with you but i’m also suing you
September 24, 2025 at 1:03 AM
divorce is such a crazy concept like not only am i breaking up with you but i’m also suing you
charlie kirk taught me it was ok to be weird
September 11, 2025 at 5:12 AM
charlie kirk taught me it was ok to be weird
SAYING IT EARLY AND OFTEN 2027 IS GONNA BE MY YEAR
August 19, 2025 at 1:32 PM
SAYING IT EARLY AND OFTEN 2027 IS GONNA BE MY YEAR
I can’t believe there’s people who actually think eminem is a great artist and it’s not just a bit
August 13, 2025 at 11:06 PM
I can’t believe there’s people who actually think eminem is a great artist and it’s not just a bit
one of the first things I will do after I turn 30 later this month is have a huge modest mouse phase
August 11, 2025 at 10:58 PM
one of the first things I will do after I turn 30 later this month is have a huge modest mouse phase
I like homosexuality and being gay
August 4, 2025 at 5:15 AM
I like homosexuality and being gay
idk if i am always gonna be a performer but either as a musician or just a big fan i’ll always be glad that i decided to make music a big part of my life
July 31, 2025 at 2:14 AM
idk if i am always gonna be a performer but either as a musician or just a big fan i’ll always be glad that i decided to make music a big part of my life
kinda picking up vibes that the odyssey is gonna be the highest grossing movie of all time or something
July 29, 2025 at 8:30 PM
kinda picking up vibes that the odyssey is gonna be the highest grossing movie of all time or something
i gotta start dressing way gayer in my 30s
July 17, 2025 at 11:41 PM
i gotta start dressing way gayer in my 30s
trying to be cool will literally kill you
July 14, 2025 at 5:31 AM
trying to be cool will literally kill you
what’s the deal with people being straight nowadays? like you know you don’t have to do that anymore right?
July 6, 2025 at 3:47 AM
what’s the deal with people being straight nowadays? like you know you don’t have to do that anymore right?
german is the gayest language because instead of saying “there is” or “there are” you say “it’s giving”
June 28, 2025 at 3:19 PM
german is the gayest language because instead of saying “there is” or “there are” you say “it’s giving”
they put fathers day right in the middle of pride month because your dad is gay
June 16, 2025 at 3:06 AM
they put fathers day right in the middle of pride month because your dad is gay
and the bladee song was on
June 13, 2025 at 11:40 PM
and the bladee song was on
I wish I could freeze time and do nothing but listen to music for 1,000 years
May 1, 2025 at 3:59 AM
I wish I could freeze time and do nothing but listen to music for 1,000 years
we have to try harder
Katy Perry responds to social media mockery, tells fans "I am OK"
Katy Perry Responds To Social Media Mockery, Tells Fans "I Am OK"
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April 30, 2025 at 3:46 PM
we have to try harder
I genuinely feel like I have barely scratched the surface of understanding how good music is
April 29, 2025 at 4:59 PM
I genuinely feel like I have barely scratched the surface of understanding how good music is
please don’t call noodles “noods”
April 29, 2025 at 1:14 AM
please don’t call noodles “noods”
things I learned when I worked for a moving company for 2 months a couple years ago:
-most conservative straight men are way worse people than you might think they are
-there are only like 5 different coffee tables and tv stands that you’re allowed to have when you’re rich
-most conservative straight men are way worse people than you might think they are
-there are only like 5 different coffee tables and tv stands that you’re allowed to have when you’re rich
April 20, 2025 at 12:09 AM
things I learned when I worked for a moving company for 2 months a couple years ago:
-most conservative straight men are way worse people than you might think they are
-there are only like 5 different coffee tables and tv stands that you’re allowed to have when you’re rich
-most conservative straight men are way worse people than you might think they are
-there are only like 5 different coffee tables and tv stands that you’re allowed to have when you’re rich
there is only one thing Mike Hadreas cannot do and that is miss
March 29, 2025 at 4:04 AM
there is only one thing Mike Hadreas cannot do and that is miss
taco bell sauce packet that says “so no head?”
March 8, 2025 at 11:29 PM
taco bell sauce packet that says “so no head?”