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Ryan Deem
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DC Sports Fan
Pun Expert

"Tyranny requires constant effort. It breaks, it leaks. Authority is brittle. Oppression is the mask of fear"
Me with the nuclear football and a label maker
November 15, 2025 at 12:55 AM
November 9, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Caps Hockey!
November 7, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Did a Lack of Nicklases Bäckström ruin the workplace?
November 6, 2025 at 3:19 PM
I believe last night's victories will inspire the Capitals to a victory of their own tonight
November 5, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Hell yes!
November 5, 2025 at 12:49 AM
We did it
November 4, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Goodnight
November 2, 2025 at 4:21 AM
When the baseball keeps going
November 2, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Them: Are you supporting any specific type of Jay in the World Series?

Me:
October 29, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Her benefits shouldn't be expiring either
October 29, 2025 at 10:21 PM
They went full Muldoon
October 28, 2025 at 8:52 PM
"Hey, remember that pirate who used to throw his friends? Apparently he's playing hockey now"
October 25, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Waking up groggy af after finally getting good sleep for once
October 24, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness
October 21, 2025 at 10:38 PM
An insult to the legacy of this NASCAR legend
October 21, 2025 at 10:03 PM
October 21, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Okay so I wasn't sure about this, but it is pretty good
October 18, 2025 at 9:49 PM
The only positive to not being able to watch Caps games right now is that I can multitask while I listen to them
October 17, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Cause there is always a wrong to your right

And there will always be a war somewhere to fight

And God knows I've had some rough fuckin' years

Ooh, oh Lord, oh Lord, keep on keeping on
October 17, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Blue Jays, LFG!
October 17, 2025 at 10:36 PM
October 15, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Jakob!!!
October 15, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Relaying the story
October 13, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Me too Betty
October 12, 2025 at 5:59 PM