Ryan Connell
@ryanc12345.bsky.social
I’m Ryan! Guess why I smile so much? Because it’s worth it.
I have an idea for how to use my Bluesky account for 2026. I will comment something every day about how stupid physical fitness and exercise is along my journey to lose weight. I feel having a platform to publicly vent my disgust for exercise will serve as a motivator.
November 26, 2025 at 3:29 AM
I have an idea for how to use my Bluesky account for 2026. I will comment something every day about how stupid physical fitness and exercise is along my journey to lose weight. I feel having a platform to publicly vent my disgust for exercise will serve as a motivator.
There was a period in my youth when
I thought Collective Soul was singing for Kevin to let the light shine down.
I thought Collective Soul was singing for Kevin to let the light shine down.
October 17, 2025 at 10:19 PM
There was a period in my youth when
I thought Collective Soul was singing for Kevin to let the light shine down.
I thought Collective Soul was singing for Kevin to let the light shine down.
I’m so vanilla that my adult recurring nightmare has been that I had to repeat Grade 10 science because I actually failed it and I need it to earn my high school diploma again. 🤓
September 21, 2025 at 10:54 AM
I’m so vanilla that my adult recurring nightmare has been that I had to repeat Grade 10 science because I actually failed it and I need it to earn my high school diploma again. 🤓
A single piece of confetti is a confetto?!
September 2, 2025 at 1:50 AM
A single piece of confetti is a confetto?!
How come we don’t hear about monster trucks so much anymore?
March 14, 2025 at 12:19 AM
How come we don’t hear about monster trucks so much anymore?
I would like a setting created on my social media where I could set a timer and block any US news for just an hour. Just an hour at a time would be glorious. Let me live in ignorance for just an hour online.
March 12, 2025 at 3:36 AM
I would like a setting created on my social media where I could set a timer and block any US news for just an hour. Just an hour at a time would be glorious. Let me live in ignorance for just an hour online.
I am so angry listening to this orange Cheeto.
March 5, 2025 at 2:33 AM
I am so angry listening to this orange Cheeto.
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The number of people who deserve a punching yet who nevertheless remain unpunched is always stunning to me.
March 4, 2025 at 1:48 AM
The number of people who deserve a punching yet who nevertheless remain unpunched is always stunning to me.
New idea for a workout group: a group where you come together with others to exercise but as you do it, you just complain about how freaking stupid exercise is the entire time. I’d maybe join that.
March 4, 2025 at 4:45 AM
New idea for a workout group: a group where you come together with others to exercise but as you do it, you just complain about how freaking stupid exercise is the entire time. I’d maybe join that.
I am not happy with the USA.
March 1, 2025 at 5:13 AM
I am not happy with the USA.
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This month, with the generosity of Doris M’Timkulu, each donation to this award will be MATCHED to a maximum of $2,000. Just 4 days left - donate before midnight on Feb 28, and turn $1 into $2 in support of students at Renison!
Visit renison.ca/mtimkulu-award for more details and to donate.
Visit renison.ca/mtimkulu-award for more details and to donate.
February 25, 2025 at 7:10 PM
This month, with the generosity of Doris M’Timkulu, each donation to this award will be MATCHED to a maximum of $2,000. Just 4 days left - donate before midnight on Feb 28, and turn $1 into $2 in support of students at Renison!
Visit renison.ca/mtimkulu-award for more details and to donate.
Visit renison.ca/mtimkulu-award for more details and to donate.
Tonight I had someone try to correct me that a Britney Spears song playing was not a Britney song like I had said.
I can’t begin to tell you how irrationally offended I felt in that moment to be doubted.
I can’t begin to tell you how irrationally offended I felt in that moment to be doubted.
February 26, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Tonight I had someone try to correct me that a Britney Spears song playing was not a Britney song like I had said.
I can’t begin to tell you how irrationally offended I felt in that moment to be doubted.
I can’t begin to tell you how irrationally offended I felt in that moment to be doubted.
Reposted by Ryan Connell
👑 Jane Fonda with a mic drop
"Empathy is not weak or "woke." And, by the way, "woke" just means you give a damn about other people."
"Empathy is not weak or "woke." And, by the way, "woke" just means you give a damn about other people."
February 24, 2025 at 2:23 AM
👑 Jane Fonda with a mic drop
"Empathy is not weak or "woke." And, by the way, "woke" just means you give a damn about other people."
"Empathy is not weak or "woke." And, by the way, "woke" just means you give a damn about other people."
I used to be an Ernie and now I’ve become a Bert as I get older…
January 15, 2025 at 4:42 AM
I used to be an Ernie and now I’ve become a Bert as I get older…
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I have this really weird core childhood memory of attending the 1995 FIS World Nordic Ski Championships in Thunder Bay and imagining “To Love You More” by Celine Dion was the theme song for the competition.
I think it may have been the only way child-Ryan was able to cope with being on a ski hill.
I think it may have been the only way child-Ryan was able to cope with being on a ski hill.
January 4, 2025 at 7:42 AM
I have this really weird core childhood memory of attending the 1995 FIS World Nordic Ski Championships in Thunder Bay and imagining “To Love You More” by Celine Dion was the theme song for the competition.
I think it may have been the only way child-Ryan was able to cope with being on a ski hill.
I think it may have been the only way child-Ryan was able to cope with being on a ski hill.
Do we know if the closure of Zellers has had any correlation with inflation across Canada?
When we had Zellers, the lowest price was the law… everyday!
When we had Zellers, the lowest price was the law… everyday!
January 4, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Do we know if the closure of Zellers has had any correlation with inflation across Canada?
When we had Zellers, the lowest price was the law… everyday!
When we had Zellers, the lowest price was the law… everyday!
I like to think that “moo” in cow language means ‘humans’ so that when we are shouting “cows!” every time we see them, they’re shouting our type species in return.
December 11, 2024 at 3:35 AM
I like to think that “moo” in cow language means ‘humans’ so that when we are shouting “cows!” every time we see them, they’re shouting our type species in return.
I’m Dorothy. Dorothy is me.
December 7, 2024 at 12:41 AM
I’m Dorothy. Dorothy is me.
I feel a disproportionate amount of pride in myself every time I do laundry.
November 28, 2024 at 4:17 AM
I feel a disproportionate amount of pride in myself every time I do laundry.
Is everyone who owns an ab instantly qualified to be a personal trainer? 🫣
November 26, 2024 at 11:33 PM
Is everyone who owns an ab instantly qualified to be a personal trainer? 🫣
Insert socially relevant comment here.
November 20, 2024 at 9:01 AM
Insert socially relevant comment here.
Hello Bluesky World!
a little girl is wearing a butterfly costume and dancing .
ALT: a little girl is wearing a butterfly costume and dancing .
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November 16, 2024 at 4:14 AM
Hello Bluesky World!