I had no idea the story you were telling me was actually a book. Just from the little bit you shared, I can tell it will be epic. I’m so proud of you and I know your mama and daddy are smiling down watching their little boy become a real-life superhero. You’ve always had that magic in you. Love you!

As handsome as you've always been.

You are the bestest.

You could be a little bit of a titty baby. I liked when you cried, when you would hug me, I really wish you knew how much I loved you.

None of these are those bitches Roxy or Sunnie are they?

I loved your white trash family.

Well damn boy, how many wigs do you have? This looks real. Has your hair grown back?

You still like you some Chinese. I haven't had good Chinese since we lived in NYC, remember the place called CCC's?

Gran would have given you her piano and organ if your mama let you have them. We didn't play them.

I think I know this guy, the over sharer right? He said nothing about that Royal scammer in this story. Were you holding back or not letting him tell his whole story?

We played games all night. Wrestlemania was fun but I wanted to play hide the pickle and ride the hobby horse. Best I got was just the tip and if I pulled back you pulled out. What's that Tiffany song? Could've Been

Which hair is that? Dude I love the long look. You totally look like your true calling, a rockstar. Not an old theatre actor.

You made this for my gran and me in Pace when we were sick. I still think it's the best soup I've ever had. Gran talked about it for months.

I remember her, she's the chick your dad was banging while your mom was at work. She was cool for taking you out to do things. If I had my license by then, we would have done anything you wanted.

I know the real "Alex" I almost did him in Pensacola but I think he was still seeing you and was a faithful guy. I'll call you with his real name.

Remember my Lifesaver Trick? I tried with Certs but the dudes say it hurts.