Ryan Ayers
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Ryan Ayers
@ryanayers.bsky.social
Son, brother, school teacher, baker of cookies, stand up comedian, painter, Achiever of the Month in Physical Education: May 1995. Dad to one Miniature Poodle named Jazzy.
Those people clearly suffer from HDS!
March 27, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Agreed! Although I hope my first period math students didn’t hear that. Good thing for volume controls.🤣🤣🤣
January 31, 2025 at 5:26 PM
“Hey Donald, I hear you have some concerns about ‘a valve,’ let me show you a thing or two about layin’ pipe.” -Gavin Newsome to Donald Trump
January 25, 2025 at 12:54 AM
I’ll paint you something. PM me your mailing address and give me a few weeks.
January 23, 2025 at 3:50 AM
If we’re going to rename anything, Florida should be renamed Dopey Don’s Floppy Ding Dong, then we can rename the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of Trump’s Impotent Lies.
January 21, 2025 at 5:29 AM