@weenerman.bsky.social i'm quite famished as a matter of fact. I request you go and get me some Cool Ranch Doritos and a cup of Mountain Dew: Code Red on the double. We don't want a repeat of last week's incident, now do we?

I think i've finally gone pro at practicing arguments in my head that will never happen. Just know if we cross paths that I have defeated you mentally more times than your tiny brain could ever even comprehend.

DO NOT let the government feed you this lie that it was just a test warning. I hacked into their intelligence system due to sleepy Joe's lack of payment and now everyone will slowly pay. This is only the beginning Joe, pony up now or there will be serious hell to pay.

With it being my birthday and all, thanks in advance for the birthday wishes, I expect Joe Biden to gift me no less than $1,000,000,000. Don't worry sleepy Joe, I take cashapp, zelle, venmo AND paypal. You have 24 hours - 16 hours since it's now 4pm (8 hours).

I just stumbled upon a homeless person and he gave ME money ya'll. That's the kind of power I need to maintain if i'm gonna take over the world someday.

What's the deal with birds anyway? They're terrifying and we know very little about them. That's why I got my concealed carry permit as of yesterday.

90 year old senile senators don't just drop dead. My guess would be this must be an act from the deep state.