RyantheReal
@ryan-haro.bsky.social
Rightful ruler of the universe and all around nice guy. Art, photo, renfest, miniatures, humor. The world needs more humor.
October 29, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Just sitting here with my thoughts.
October 26, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Just sitting here with my thoughts.
You know what you never see in teaser news headlines?
“Read this perfect 673 word run-on sentence reply.”
#news #headlines #clickbait #humor
“Read this perfect 673 word run-on sentence reply.”
#news #headlines #clickbait #humor
July 14, 2025 at 9:53 PM
You know what you never see in teaser news headlines?
“Read this perfect 673 word run-on sentence reply.”
#news #headlines #clickbait #humor
“Read this perfect 673 word run-on sentence reply.”
#news #headlines #clickbait #humor
But will I have to face Vader upside down?
The tricky part was recreating Yoda’s crazy Einstein hair, which a cellphone pic kind of mushes up.
#miniatures #minipainting #starwars #usetheforce #hobby #youwantaforcebootIllgiveyouaforceboot
The tricky part was recreating Yoda’s crazy Einstein hair, which a cellphone pic kind of mushes up.
#miniatures #minipainting #starwars #usetheforce #hobby #youwantaforcebootIllgiveyouaforceboot
July 13, 2025 at 12:15 PM
But will I have to face Vader upside down?
The tricky part was recreating Yoda’s crazy Einstein hair, which a cellphone pic kind of mushes up.
#miniatures #minipainting #starwars #usetheforce #hobby #youwantaforcebootIllgiveyouaforceboot
The tricky part was recreating Yoda’s crazy Einstein hair, which a cellphone pic kind of mushes up.
#miniatures #minipainting #starwars #usetheforce #hobby #youwantaforcebootIllgiveyouaforceboot
It seems to be Thursday, throwback for Thursday.
#portrait #blackandwhite #photography #platinumblonde #wiggitywig
#portrait #blackandwhite #photography #platinumblonde #wiggitywig
May 29, 2025 at 11:53 PM
It seems to be Thursday, throwback for Thursday.
#portrait #blackandwhite #photography #platinumblonde #wiggitywig
#portrait #blackandwhite #photography #platinumblonde #wiggitywig
Day before Thursday throwback for Thursday.
#portrait #bellydance #photography #blackandwhite #throwback
#portrait #bellydance #photography #blackandwhite #throwback
May 21, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Day before Thursday throwback for Thursday.
#portrait #bellydance #photography #blackandwhite #throwback
#portrait #bellydance #photography #blackandwhite #throwback
I was there. They played a 10 hour set.*
*Tanagra local time.
#startrek #darmokandjalad #rockandroll #shakawhenthewallsfell
*Tanagra local time.
#startrek #darmokandjalad #rockandroll #shakawhenthewallsfell
May 12, 2025 at 7:30 PM
I was there. They played a 10 hour set.*
*Tanagra local time.
#startrek #darmokandjalad #rockandroll #shakawhenthewallsfell
*Tanagra local time.
#startrek #darmokandjalad #rockandroll #shakawhenthewallsfell
Made myself a can cooler, courtesy of the Hanso Foundation.
#engraving #diodelaser #lost #theswan #laser #frikkensharkswithlasers
#engraving #diodelaser #lost #theswan #laser #frikkensharkswithlasers
May 11, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Made myself a can cooler, courtesy of the Hanso Foundation.
#engraving #diodelaser #lost #theswan #laser #frikkensharkswithlasers
#engraving #diodelaser #lost #theswan #laser #frikkensharkswithlasers
May 7, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Sometimes they come together within a day and a half. Because sometimes that’s the amount of time you can budget. So the trick is trying to do more within the budget.
Stupid economy.
#minipainting #miniaturepainting #xmen #comics #marvel
Stupid economy.
#minipainting #miniaturepainting #xmen #comics #marvel
April 27, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Sometimes they come together within a day and a half. Because sometimes that’s the amount of time you can budget. So the trick is trying to do more within the budget.
Stupid economy.
#minipainting #miniaturepainting #xmen #comics #marvel
Stupid economy.
#minipainting #miniaturepainting #xmen #comics #marvel
“Never made it to the center of a Tootsie Pop. Ask Mr. Owl. And get off my back!”
(Lucy gives a thumbs up on that.)
#miniatures #minipainting #miniaturepainting #wip #howmanylicks
(Lucy gives a thumbs up on that.)
#miniatures #minipainting #miniaturepainting #wip #howmanylicks
April 12, 2025 at 2:19 PM
“Never made it to the center of a Tootsie Pop. Ask Mr. Owl. And get off my back!”
(Lucy gives a thumbs up on that.)
#miniatures #minipainting #miniaturepainting #wip #howmanylicks
(Lucy gives a thumbs up on that.)
#miniatures #minipainting #miniaturepainting #wip #howmanylicks
April 8, 2025 at 11:58 PM
I was going to work on Superman next but my 3d print had some layer shifting. That’s okay, big blue can come along later. There’s a certain mouthy merc that’s been waiting.
#minipainting #miniaturepainting #deadpool #3dprint #miniatures #mouthyjerk
#minipainting #miniaturepainting #deadpool #3dprint #miniatures #mouthyjerk
April 5, 2025 at 8:00 PM
I was going to work on Superman next but my 3d print had some layer shifting. That’s okay, big blue can come along later. There’s a certain mouthy merc that’s been waiting.
#minipainting #miniaturepainting #deadpool #3dprint #miniatures #mouthyjerk
#minipainting #miniaturepainting #deadpool #3dprint #miniatures #mouthyjerk
Time for a Sports Illustrated photo shoot after a tough day of killing robot dinosaurs.
#minipainting #miniaturepainting #miniature #aloy #notwarhammer #stompyrobots
#minipainting #miniaturepainting #miniature #aloy #notwarhammer #stompyrobots
April 5, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Time for a Sports Illustrated photo shoot after a tough day of killing robot dinosaurs.
#minipainting #miniaturepainting #miniature #aloy #notwarhammer #stompyrobots
#minipainting #miniaturepainting #miniature #aloy #notwarhammer #stompyrobots
Just gonna finish up this little dude and move on to something else this weekend.
#miniatures #minipainting #hobby #fishferbrainz
#miniatures #minipainting #hobby #fishferbrainz
March 28, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Just gonna finish up this little dude and move on to something else this weekend.
#miniatures #minipainting #hobby #fishferbrainz
#miniatures #minipainting #hobby #fishferbrainz
Dirty deeds done dirt cheap. And with drop shipping to a local sewer.
#fightclub #photography #dirtydeeds #cosplay
#fightclub #photography #dirtydeeds #cosplay
March 22, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Dirty deeds done dirt cheap. And with drop shipping to a local sewer.
#fightclub #photography #dirtydeeds #cosplay
#fightclub #photography #dirtydeeds #cosplay
A throwback to…. throwback to… uh, regaining consciousness I guess.
#photography #fightclub #toughchicks #modeling #throwback
#photography #fightclub #toughchicks #modeling #throwback
March 21, 2025 at 1:09 AM
A throwback to…. throwback to… uh, regaining consciousness I guess.
#photography #fightclub #toughchicks #modeling #throwback
#photography #fightclub #toughchicks #modeling #throwback
It’s not always rainbows and blowjobs when 3D printing. Sometimes you have to concoct a novel repair.
#miniatures #minipainting #dragons #crafting #toesurgery
#miniatures #minipainting #dragons #crafting #toesurgery
March 17, 2025 at 11:26 PM
It’s not always rainbows and blowjobs when 3D printing. Sometimes you have to concoct a novel repair.
#miniatures #minipainting #dragons #crafting #toesurgery
#miniatures #minipainting #dragons #crafting #toesurgery
Duuuude! Let me be your barnacle scraper pleeeease! Two coincidental works in progress.
#miniatures #minipainting #hobby #3dprinting #davyjones #notwarhammerokay
#miniatures #minipainting #hobby #3dprinting #davyjones #notwarhammerokay
March 15, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Duuuude! Let me be your barnacle scraper pleeeease! Two coincidental works in progress.
#miniatures #minipainting #hobby #3dprinting #davyjones #notwarhammerokay
#miniatures #minipainting #hobby #3dprinting #davyjones #notwarhammerokay
A throwback to being windswept, and life seemed more black and white.
#photography #monochrome #portrait #throwback #blackandwhite
#photography #monochrome #portrait #throwback #blackandwhite
March 7, 2025 at 12:16 AM
A throwback to being windswept, and life seemed more black and white.
#photography #monochrome #portrait #throwback #blackandwhite
#photography #monochrome #portrait #throwback #blackandwhite
It was the pirate life for Zaya, in order to keep her kitty stocked from PetSmart. She had long run out of neighbors to provide a Fancy Feast.
#miniatures #wip #workinprogress
#miniatures #wip #workinprogress
February 16, 2025 at 2:30 AM
It was the pirate life for Zaya, in order to keep her kitty stocked from PetSmart. She had long run out of neighbors to provide a Fancy Feast.
#miniatures #wip #workinprogress
#miniatures #wip #workinprogress
Valentines candy grams. An old photo shoot.
#valentinesday #valentine #candy #photography #throwback #portrait
#valentinesday #valentine #candy #photography #throwback #portrait
February 14, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Valentines candy grams. An old photo shoot.
#valentinesday #valentine #candy #photography #throwback #portrait
#valentinesday #valentine #candy #photography #throwback #portrait
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An old Croft House on the east coast of Harris, outer isles of Scotland, Wester Ross on the Horizon
#Harris #islands #scotland #landscapes #photography #remote #lonelieness
#Harris #islands #scotland #landscapes #photography #remote #lonelieness
February 1, 2025 at 6:52 AM
An old Croft House on the east coast of Harris, outer isles of Scotland, Wester Ross on the Horizon
#Harris #islands #scotland #landscapes #photography #remote #lonelieness
#Harris #islands #scotland #landscapes #photography #remote #lonelieness
She’s leaving home after living alone for so many years. #photography #portrait #train #winter #beatles #throwback
February 1, 2025 at 2:00 AM
She’s leaving home after living alone for so many years. #photography #portrait #train #winter #beatles #throwback