it was pretty fun i guess.

maybe there was some super important moment where i found my place in the harleybert family that i just never went through or something.

this is embarrassing to admit but i stopped keeping track of my age, like... 5 years ago, give or take?

"strilondes" so dave can beat out his sibling but i cant????? i see how it is.

i guess this little bit of mine is sort of just poking fun at how stupid i used to be? because i used to get really worked up over small provocations or slights, and...

yeah. i guess it isn't really that funny without the context...
or WITH context, maybe.

that's just about the saddest thing i ever heard get said.

okay, um.

i don't really think you know me that well, so this might come as a suprise
but i am sort of known for doing this thing where i act really stupid and melodramatic about mundane problems?

i think slamming your head into a wall because you're frustrated is kind of stupid.

this is sort of a concerning thing to hear from somebody.

i think she'd like the the postman by kevin costner.

no. just... no, man.
no.

what??? no, dude. it fucking sucked, i hate clowns.
now ive got a house with a bunch of these lame ass harlequins lying around and i can't get rid of 'em.

yeah, my dad was really into collecting these figures of various clowns and harlequins and stuff.

or, i guess he thought i was into them, so he got a bunch of em to try and connect to me??