Conrad recently discovered The Simpsons. I asked him what the next rubble bubble animal should be, and he suggested I do Homer. I don’t think he was being serious, but it kind of works.

#rubblebubbleanimals #thesimpsons #homersimpson #margesimpson

If the market was this excited when he backtracked, imagine what it would do if he resigned.

I sincerely hope Trump knows what he’s doing. I haven’t seen anything that leads me to believe that he does, but I really don’t want everyone’s 401K to turn into their 4K.

Am I the only one who is sick of musk framing every whim he has as a threat to the future of humanity?

When the history of this time is written down, the cowardice will be remembered as much as the fascism

Anyone have a Kia they want to trade for my Tesla?

I’m not sure you deserve credit for being a good negotiator when all you do is extract more from the most vulnerable party. Isn’t that just being a bully? Can’t anyone (without a conscience) do that?

I really hate that I have to fight the urge not to key my own car.

Hey @bsky.app, rather than creating a competitor to Instagram, just combine Instagram and Twitter into one by allowing photos….wait a minute…

Gates is already gone? Do any of these people feel resentful that the man who appointed them gets away with far worse? #bestpeople