Rick Hass
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Rick Hass
@rwhass.bsky.social
Day Job: Associate Professor in the College of [oops this is a personal profile] at [Some School] in Philly, Yo!

Interests: applied statistics and theory, cognitive science and computation. Health is also good.

My employer approves of my dog posts
October 30, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Every day at pretty much 11am on the dot this happens when I work from home...
October 28, 2025 at 3:01 PM
This part especially
October 21, 2025 at 4:25 PM
I might also recommend
October 20, 2025 at 2:42 AM
I know everything is awful but it’s that time of year again! 🎃 #Simpsons #Halloween
October 17, 2025 at 1:09 AM
This log is your log...
October 9, 2025 at 7:27 PM
The pups are not amused today
October 9, 2025 at 3:34 PM
This is why I love The Guardian www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
October 8, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Pretty sure there's a difference between saying metaphorical things like "strike ready" and calling for someone to be hanged 🤔. Also, shocking that a conservative congressman is attacking a non-white congresswoman. Stephen Miller will be so surprised
September 26, 2025 at 6:47 PM
I’m not quote posting because I don’t want to interact with this person but the footnotes to this are just so embarrassing. Particularly cringy is the email
September 24, 2025 at 4:31 PM
September 19, 2025 at 12:32 AM
In more upbeat news, the NeilMed Sinus Relief fairy apparently visited the College of Population Health again. We have no idea why we keep getting these but this time they came with sterile water too!
September 19, 2025 at 12:19 AM
And now for your daily cleanse
September 12, 2025 at 2:51 AM
This is what I get for using GenAI
September 10, 2025 at 6:38 PM
August 31, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Quite the news day today. If guns don’t kill us all, vaccine deniers and miasma-tics will. Here’s some dogs wearing birthday hats
August 28, 2025 at 12:33 AM
August 14, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Meanwhile at the other place. grok with another face plant
August 11, 2025 at 11:09 PM
August 10, 2025 at 6:43 PM
LOL, wut?
August 8, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Anyone need a muppet?
August 5, 2025 at 12:50 AM
August 2, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Oops here’s a dog. I’ve had enough of this week. Please stop the genocide. [signed] Cool Professor
July 24, 2025 at 7:38 PM
What perfect albums came out when you were 16?*

*No retroactive cool, please. Albums that were in the house that you actively purchased and listened to

Ok I cheated as 2 of these are definitely not perfect and I didn’t purchase the Yo La Tengo record until ‘99. 1997 was a weird year!
July 23, 2025 at 12:57 AM
💯
July 22, 2025 at 2:41 PM