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@rwbarnes.bsky.social
I make up for my limited physical appeal with an actual personality. I'm also over 60 and am generally unaffected by others' opinions of me. I do appreciate intelligent discourse, good lagers, and fine wine.
July 3rd, the Earth is at Aphelion at 3:45 today. What comes around, goes around.
July 3, 2025 at 2:14 PM
July 3rd, the Earth is at Aphelion at 3:45 today. What comes around, goes around.
Happy Sierra Club Day!
May 28, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Happy Sierra Club Day!
Don't panic and always carry a towel.
Happy National Towel Day!
Happy National Towel Day!
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May 25, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Don't panic and always carry a towel.
Happy National Towel Day!
Happy National Towel Day!
Happy International Tiara Day!
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May 24, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Happy International Tiara Day!
Happy World Turtle Day!
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May 23, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Happy World Turtle Day!
Happy International Tea Day!
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May 21, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Happy International Tea Day!
The Bay to Breakers Race is today. Which is reportedly the oldest footrace in America.
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May 18, 2025 at 2:20 PM
The Bay to Breakers Race is today. Which is reportedly the oldest footrace in America.
Happy National Straw Hat Day.
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May 15, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Happy National Straw Hat Day.
It's Mothers Day. TBH, my least favorite day, because I can not adequately honor my mom, my wife, my daughter, and my daughter-in-law in a way that they each deserve.
May 11, 2025 at 2:45 PM
It's Mothers Day. TBH, my least favorite day, because I can not adequately honor my mom, my wife, my daughter, and my daughter-in-law in a way that they each deserve.
Happy No Socks Day!
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May 8, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Happy No Socks Day!
Happy National Nurses Day!
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May 6, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Happy National Nurses Day!
Happy Lemonade Day!
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May 4, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Happy Lemonade Day!
Lots of fun things lined up today: National Fitness Day, National Home Brew Day, National Play Outside Day, and World Naked Gardening Day!
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May 3, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Lots of fun things lined up today: National Fitness Day, National Home Brew Day, National Play Outside Day, and World Naked Gardening Day!
It's Scurvy Awareness Day.
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May 2, 2025 at 1:35 PM
It's Scurvy Awareness Day.
Happy May Day and Lei Day!
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May 1, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Happy May Day and Lei Day!
Happy International Dance Day!
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April 29, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Happy International Dance Day!
Grab your cape, it's National Superheroes Day!
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April 28, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Grab your cape, it's National Superheroes Day!
Happy National Go Birding Day.
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April 26, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Happy National Go Birding Day.
Happy National Sauvignon Blanc Day! Celebrate responsibly.
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April 24, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Happy National Sauvignon Blanc Day! Celebrate responsibly.
It's Earth Day. Maybe walk around a little bit, get some air.
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April 22, 2025 at 1:56 PM
It's Earth Day. Maybe walk around a little bit, get some air.
Today is World Creativity and Innovation Day.
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April 21, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Today is World Creativity and Innovation Day.
It's National Hanging Out Day!
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April 19, 2025 at 3:22 PM
It's National Hanging Out Day!
Happy National Malbec Day!
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April 17, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Happy National Malbec Day!
Today is National Stress Awareness Day. (Like you don't know that already.)
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April 16, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Today is National Stress Awareness Day. (Like you don't know that already.)
Happy "That Sucks" Day.
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April 15, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Happy "That Sucks" Day.