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things im leaving behind in 2024:

drama 🙄
toxic people 🤐
Draugar the Time Thief
steve carrell might also be stuck back there idk i cant really come back for him
December 23, 2024 at 6:38 PM
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what’s everyone’s nixonsona?

mine’s a young R from NY named bobson dankrub who is hired straight out of college to work for magruder and gets indicted on criminal conspiracy charges

the greatest moment of his life is a 5-sec interval where he sees nixon leaving the bathroom and nixon grunts at him
December 19, 2024 at 2:10 PM
my agent is threatening to pull the plug on my contract if i can’t turn my simpsons drink skeets into a successful trilogy :(

every time i drink milk i feel like maggie simpson

good enough? is this good? idk anymore
December 13, 2024 at 10:52 PM
every time i drink wine i like to imagine im marge simpson

is this anything guys? is this a good post? idk anymore
December 11, 2024 at 5:58 PM
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average 30s social movement:

1931: this Doc's outraged by hunger across the USA; he's got a plan to end it!

1933: let the experts laugh! there's millions signing up to join Doc's anti-hunger movement!

1938: we regret to inform you Doc has proclaimed his undying loyalty to adolf hitler
December 10, 2024 at 1:17 PM
every time i drink beer i like to imagine im like homer simpson
November 27, 2024 at 12:50 AM
how would the public handle jimmy carter announcing she was transitioning
November 25, 2024 at 1:58 AM
nobody knows i’m taking a nap under my desk
November 22, 2024 at 7:35 PM
i had a single butt piece of plain, untoasted white bread for breakfast this morning
November 22, 2024 at 5:05 PM
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diva down
BREAKING: Gaetz withdraws from consideration for attorney general.
November 21, 2024 at 5:31 PM
still thinking about goulash
been thinking about goulash
November 20, 2024 at 1:51 AM
been thinking about goulash
November 19, 2024 at 2:39 AM
watching breaking bad with a hacking cough and now i get why walter was the way he was
November 18, 2024 at 2:38 PM
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why isn't Joe Biden fixing this HELLO?????
November 18, 2024 at 12:04 AM
they should bring back that toothpaste you can eat safely
November 18, 2024 at 1:53 AM
gorp
November 17, 2024 at 9:17 PM
been thinking about tiramisu
November 17, 2024 at 4:13 PM
guys what should my first post on bluesky be
November 16, 2024 at 9:18 PM