rvbranham.bsky.social
@rvbranham.bsky.social
made of tory backbencher blood
November 28, 2025 at 7:08 AM
scrooged! directed by richard donner. cowritten by michael o'donoghue
November 28, 2025 at 7:06 AM
i prefer the version with bill murray, in part because there is a band playing on street corners led by miles muthafuckin davis... & in part because bill murray.
November 28, 2025 at 7:03 AM
& then goes on abt joey campbell's two faced hero of a thousand ruses, or somesuch shite...
only he sneaks in some very unsavory & unfelicitous allusions to actions & deeds. & secrets.
November 28, 2025 at 6:24 AM
be careful when you put yr socks on, they may be weasels in disguise
November 14, 2025 at 12:44 AM
where's rowan?
November 14, 2025 at 12:43 AM
if they get within 4 ft of me i ask them to please back off at least 2 more feet & to put a fucking n95 mask on.
November 11, 2025 at 12:58 AM
very good to know... some of those essences don't evaporate & form a faint residue. but w/ catnip no residue's faint.
i'll get some nxt time i go to my pet supply store.
& thus refresh a few of le chat's many mice & toys (a lawyer's boxful, in fact. our cat claims to be insufficiently spoilt)
November 9, 2025 at 8:33 PM
just curious, what happens if the catnip spray gets onto the dining room chair legs, say, or the dining room table legs, or on the coffee table or sofa?
does it give yr cat extra permission to attack those surfaces? (as if they need any permission to do whatever they want to do!)
November 5, 2025 at 10:14 PM
i wonder why catnip is never listed in any recipes in any cookbooks.
is it because cookbook authors don't want yr cat comrades leaping onto yr dinner plates?
November 5, 2025 at 8:12 AM
but i am not that generous. this should suffice: CHOKE ON PIG SHIT...
November 5, 2025 at 8:10 AM
a generous person would say something like REST IN A SHALLOW BUT INFINITE LAKE CONTAINING THE LUKEWARM BLOOD OF EVERY SINGLE PERSON YOU EVER FUCKED UNDER OR HAD KILLED THROUGH YR VARIOUS WAR CRIMES
November 5, 2025 at 8:10 AM
as fo REST IN PISS, too kinky. he was probably into golden showers. (esp since his wife wrote lesbian porno.)
November 5, 2025 at 8:07 AM
don't insult cunts.
November 5, 2025 at 8:06 AM
& the most efficiently & effectively dangerous & vicious ... & a really really really really shitty hunting partner
November 5, 2025 at 8:05 AM
or at least an affordable long overcoat. at the very least.
October 20, 2025 at 7:40 AM
no. they care, they do... they do do.
why else honor NO KINGS DAY by posting an ai clip on troof social of the putin-picked-urine-soaked-cognitively-flatlined orange cockroach in his KING TRUMP jet literally shitting on these united states from sea to shining sea.
October 20, 2025 at 7:39 AM
her & willie are the exception. & her blue grass albums & willie's tejas swing projects are priceless.
October 13, 2025 at 5:19 AM
she'll continue donating shite tonnes of £s to uk court challenges against trans rights...
when i found she's funding the trolls i lost even the mild channel surfer desire to ever see any harry potter adjacent movie or anything else in that cosmos...
October 13, 2025 at 5:17 AM
at least he shares porn with his son, you have got to give him that. & then report him.
October 13, 2025 at 5:10 AM
too late,aces ... we took the last of the chicken bones & made a chiciken bone broth, & just yesterday took the last of the broth & used it as a stock for rice.
we have some leftover lamb chile... & i gotta warn you, aces, that it is pretty hot. jalapeño hot, not hatch or ghost peppers hot.
October 13, 2025 at 5:05 AM
again?!
& i noticed that voight & stallone had been quiet as crickets after their failure to get him to call off the tariffs... even those two maga idjuts know abt the fillum industry to know that that wld hurt everyone everywhere.
September 30, 2025 at 4:52 AM
1. obscure books
2. various cat comrades past & present
3. not-so-obscure music at the intersection of jazz & postpunk
September 26, 2025 at 1:33 AM
idaho statesman, yr daily oxymoron
September 22, 2025 at 12:58 AM