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Ruthie the Seabass
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Suffering from a deplorable excess of personality. Career advisor, recovering oboist and music theorist.
So glad that this shirt is available to purchase. #itysl
August 27, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Today’s harvest: parsnip, carrots, first tomatoes of the season, and an Anaheim pepper.
August 26, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Look at this platonic ideal of a strawberry in my garden.
June 27, 2025 at 3:18 PM
And finally a fairly bog standard hat/glasses/beard spy combo that honestly feels kinda lazy by this point in the movie.

The Saint rules and I don’t care what anyone else says. RIP Val Kilmer 7/7
April 3, 2025 at 12:55 AM
This incredibly camp Bonnie Raitt number, 6/7
April 3, 2025 at 12:55 AM
This old man disguise that really cracked me up when I was a kid, 5/7
April 3, 2025 at 12:55 AM
This glorious long Fabio piece, which was accompanied by black leather pants and a very weird accent, 4/7
April 3, 2025 at 12:55 AM
His Rade Serbedzija cosplay, 3/7
April 3, 2025 at 12:55 AM
This grey crew cut and mustache combo, which Kilmer paired with an Australian accent, 2/7
April 3, 2025 at 12:55 AM
I’ve seen a lot of folks reflecting on their favorite Val Kilmer performances, and I want to shout out The Saint— the campiest spy movie based on a Roger Moore 1960s TV series, in which Val Kilmer wears the most ridiculous wigs. First up: his “default” look 1/7
April 3, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Is #nailsky a thing yet? Anyway, here are some 🍉 nails. Ft Holo Taco, Twinkled T, and Sally Hansen polishes
March 24, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Spring is springing!
March 18, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Is #nailsky a thing yet? Anyway, here are this week’s nails. An homage to Easter and Robin’s egg malted milk balls.
March 16, 2025 at 7:48 PM
March 16, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Lady Gaga IS that cenobite part one million
March 7, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Tried my hand at a bit of quilting using some squares a friend gifted me. Also featuring some vintage Japanese fabric scraps (top left and right)
January 12, 2025 at 3:31 AM
January 7, 2025 at 1:06 PM