Not a joke, I got it too!

I'm kind of gobsmacked by this launch. First time doing something like this with Walmart, and they delivered it to my house at 6:45 AM this morning and included snacks? What a time to be alive.

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That's an A+ quality good boy

Sorry for your loss, Will. Gordon was a force.

Oh, and a drunk girl in a bar gets a dart launched straight into her eyeball. I just wanted to see the cats and moo deng.

Tonight, several explosions, a hand blown off by fireworks, fingers bitten off by a lion, a car launched into a home and vaporized. Someone, please, check in on the algorithm this holiday season.

Every time I get a gift from you I struggle with bookmarking it for the badge thinking that I sure hope it doesn't seem weird that I keep saving all of these. 😬

It has been [0] days since the algorithm served me a video of someone literally dying.

Just know that pants aren't optional here.

Basically? https://www.instagram.com/reel/CuAKWJZKPgV/?igshid=NjIwNzIyMDk2Mg==